Things you've done with gummy bears?

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    Serious Dave

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    So, what fucked up shit or whatever have you done with Gummy Bears? I've made them have wrestling matches and made one eat the other -_-
     
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    Ate them. They had a deliciously horrific and gory death.
     
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    Behead one and then stick another colored head on top of it.

    I'm not sick. Fuck you.
     
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    I stick them up my bum
     
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    Sometimes I like to see how far I can stretch them before they break. It's like performing an Eiffel Tower without the whole penile-discomfort thing.
     
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    I ate'em. After that, I digested them and took all the useful stuff out of them. The day after, they ended up in my toilet. I flushed them away without showing any sign of empathy.

    Cruel right?
     
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    :lol: I'm dying
     
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    I like getting a little of the tummy out, just enough to stick another whole gummy bear entirely through.
     
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    Make them do this:

    [thumb]http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/100485/original.jpg[/thumb]
     
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    I gave them sex changes and made the have threesomes with Gummy Worms.
     
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    Brilliant.
     
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    IMPOSSIBRU! They are genderless! -_-
     
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    Does licking them and sticking them to various places count?
     
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    Like sticking them to your nipples? :kappa:
     
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    I think I made them do all of these except the Anal Lick one. :lol:
     
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    Punish them by placing them in a tube of molten potassium chlorate.

    Instant fireworks.
     
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    I like to nibble them starting at the feet. Make it slow and painful, ya know?
     
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    Imagine the screams :kappa:

    BOOM! 400th post! 2'600 more to go!
     
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    Actually, no. They sold gummy bears to us in high school. I've licked them and threw them at the ceiling... They might still be up there. :lol:
     
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