The Unwritten Rules of the LPA

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    minusxerø

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    As the title states. The rules that aren't actually rules but are good points to live by while frequenting this forum.

    1 rule per post.

    1. Do not take Minus seriously.
     
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    2. No it didn't fucking leak yet, don't be gullible enough to let people make you think it did.
     
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    3. Worship :alf: and quote him as often as possible.

    "I'll fuck you with scissors."
     
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    4. Enter the shoutbox at your own risk. Especially if the shoutbox is inhabited by quite a few bold, colored names.
     
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    5. PM Joe pictures of your dick upon his request.
     
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    Tim

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    6. You don't want to know what "pushpop" means.
     
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    7. Yes, for fuck's sake, Ree is a girl. And yes, as hinted at in Timothy's signature, she has a penis. And yes, this has everything to do with the previous rule discussing pushpops.
     
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    8. Don't ask. . . Just don't. . .
     
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    9. Do NOT talk about the LPA!
    9.1. Actually, do talk about the LPA.
     
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    10. you must have a sense of humor, otherwise you're screwed here.
     
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    11. Don't make double accounts cause cradle will kick you in the shit cunt:alf:.
    @You o so "Clever" one :trollface:
     
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    12. When HypnoToad posts in the shoutbox, everyone present must shout "GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD" at least 5 times.
     
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    #13 Hybrid will probably talk about your mom. And it is probably true. Don't get your dick caught in a blender over it!
     
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    14. You must learn the ways of :kappa: and apply it correctly.
     
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    Manu

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    15. You are allowed to say Meteora is the band's best album, as long as you can justify it with more than just fanboyish bullshit.
     
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    16. You get bitches by playing guitar. I've seen it happen. :kappa:
     
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    17. Only real fans like Meteora.
     
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    18. Emoticons: learn the history :dafuq::shankyshank::cocainefan::hobo::ketchup::rastamike::seaman::lazars:
     
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    19. Wear proper protection when sticking your dick in a blender
     
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    20. Abort shoutbox when specified by Minus.
     
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