The "That's What She Said" Thread

After watching someone get hit by a car:

"He never seen it coming"

That's what she said.


At a funeral:

"He looks so stiff in there"

That's what she said.


At a hospital: *referring to a fever*

"It just wouldn't go down"

That's what she said.


At an office meeting:

"As you can see it should steadily rise over the next for weeks"

That's what she said.


To a cop:

"Do you know how fast you were going"

That's what she said.


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Sister pulls into a drive way
Sister:" Oh damn I have to pull out"
Me: That's what she said

After watching Avatar
Dad: Damn that was too long
ME: That's what she said
(gets slapped across head)

After taking a test
Friend: That was fucking hard
Me: That's what she said

(Friend eats orange)
Friend: Juicy!
Me: That's what she said

yes these actually happened

 

After eatting a big pasta cheesy dinner.

Friend: Ohhh ! I'm sooo full! X__X
Me: That's what she said!.
Friend: ....Ew...

 

Urhg, this is so heavy!

That's What She Said...

 

Spills soda
Ex GF: I got it all over me!
Me: That's What She Said

 

(Checks grade)
Me: Fuck man I need to get that up
says to self: That's what she said

 

I just felt this video should be in this thread lol

[video=youtube;q-wf2pP7T0Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wf2pP7T0Y[/video]

 

(argument of time managment)
EX GF: Sorry I can't be on top of you all the time
Me: That's what she said

 

I had one today!! My mom and I were leaving Target and she grabbed some Banana Nut Bread from the Star Bucks inside. She told me it was good and was like "I just needed something in my mouth."

I snickered and was like "That's what she sa-" but I stopped because I realized this was my Mom I was talking to and she would probably be horrified lmfao. It was funny though.

 

(English teacher talking about the end of the school year)
Ms.S-"... yeah it's coming fast"
Me- (whispers) That's what she said
(friend behind me laughs)

yes I use this as often as I can

 

me: I'll Be your best friend!
other person: nah im good. i dont do best friends
me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

 

The other day at work while watching a co-worker change a better on a forklift:

Him: You just hook it right here, lift it up, and shove it right in the hole!
Me: *giggling*
Him: Hahahaha...
Me: That's What She Said.

 

girl: Will you guys think badly of me if I don't come back?
me: thats what she said

 

(talking about a 17 or older TDWP show)
Friend: Getting in will be the hard part
Me: That's What She Said

 

Sorry for the double post but I had one today haha
History teacher:"...ok take the test, it shouldn't be that hard"
Me: That what she said