The POOP Song

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    erasethepain

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    As soon as I unbuckle, it's ready to unleash
    I had a feeling this might be the day
    So I came prepared with windex and bleach
    I can hear it scream from way up here
    The terd must have hit with great impact
    I take my time to whip off every tear
    I refuse to settle for a mid-leveled crap
    I squeeze both cheeks apart and sit down again
    This time with a newspaper and goggles in hand
    Throw the prepared toilet paper in the trash can
    I refuse to cleanse my butt with a generic brand
    I feel the water splash against my left cheek
    I rise again and stare down at the toilet seat
    Because I am not finished, justice has not been served
    My job is not done until the result is long and curved
    I knew this would be rather hard, not at all easy
    But the best does not come without some squeezy
     
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    Mr. Benzedrine

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    :x ........That disgusting........:x
     
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    Messy Marj

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    That's just........blaaaaaagh :x
     
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    John.

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    Nice use of words, really feeling the imagery on this one. \m/
     
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    kobrakai

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    :lol:
    I like it, it made me laugh.. maybe I'm just weird.
     
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    Chris

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    You really put some emotion and passion in it :lol:
     
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    Blaze

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    the poem in and of itself is fine but the premise sounds like somthing a gross 7 year old would right just to gross people out.


    not the best and realy disgusting
     
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    erasethepain

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    :p

    Now I'm poopin in a bucket
    Sitting on the edge with my nut bent
    I can feel it rip out my guts
    Long mushy stuff with little bitty nuts
    The juice runs down my pants
    Squeezed so hard now I need an ambulance
    I think I need an inema
    It makes me wonder what I ate for dinna
    Maybe some choclate cake or a hershey bar
    Looks like a little bit of both
    It rammed so hard that my butt cheeks went numb
    All that's left is a terd at float
     
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    emmmers

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    That was my favorite line. :lol:

    And um, I preferred the first one.
     
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    Glenn

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    That's gross
    :x


















    But hilarious! :lol: Wonderful work!
     
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    don't do this

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    freaky man
    :lol:
    the first one is .......umm.... :wacko:
     
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    Canadian Joe

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    Haha, that's so funny :lol:

    Nice!
     
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    Ewwww.
     
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    Madi

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    Well...um...it's different.
     
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    Madi

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    Well...um...it's different.
     
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    John.

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    Why would you double post the same thing? ...4 minutes later :wth:
     
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    erasethepain

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    Why would you reply to someone who made a double post?
     
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    John.

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    Cuz I'm questioning why he would do a pointless thing like that?
     
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    Jamie

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    It sick....but funny as hell!
     
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    Atsuzen

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    It's awesome! (w00t) A little gross, but still it's nice!
     

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