Write out jokes you know, maybe have a laugh. To get the ball rolling: Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year old boys? Because there are 20 of them. Post away.