The "no context" thread

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    Tim

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    "I like facerapes"
     
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    It was TIGHT, but yes I did manage it haha
     
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    And from that day on, I promised I would be more careful about what I lick.
     
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    ROOOSSS!!
     
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    "I'm currently deepthroating a baguette."
     
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    "It'd be uncomfortable, imo... If your hand is always on the stick, the you'd want something that can accommodate it well."
     
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    Excuse the double post...




    "If we eat it they will come!"
     
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    ...

    "That's right, buddy! Wooden glockenspiels are delicious!"
     
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    "My penis is touching my colon"
     
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    I'm pretty sure that's the only time a Lesbian will touch you
     
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    "So, i stuck the controller into that slot."
     
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    "Shut up, I know about hands. Besides, I was in a hurry, and he was coming!"
     
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    "I hate chicken. Most people like it, but it is a pain to carry it around. The kinetic energy is far too much, then people obviously have to argue that cows are better than donkeys, yet mules are bigger than chickens, but that to me doesn't sound very logical. so, my point of view is, why should grass grow that high in the first place? To my ears, it just sounds like nonsense because the potassium level is too high."
     
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    I agree with this. I'm OUT!!!
     
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