The No Context Thread 2

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    Tim

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    Since the old thread is now fucked, here's the sequel. I'm reposting Tony's explanation from the first thread because I am lazy.

    And with that, I'll get the festivities started:


    Nothing about fucking his daughter? How disappointing.
     
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    Just a note: so, again, quotes you post ideally should seem very random and make little or no sense outside of context, such that we'll find it really difficult to guess where they came from or what discussion or conversation lead to them. Don't attribute them to anything or anyone and don't contextualise them - maybe provide a link to where it came from but that's it.
     
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    "Draw the curtains and lit fireplaces and candles. Fragile, looks brightest girl in a luxurious wedding dress, groom member of reaching his brain drains. That rushing and wishing to make a crochet pleasant, it osvobozhdat of extra clothes, and then the whole plants in her tight cap. Oohs and gasps, with roaring, both a baby at the same time demonstrating the substitution of a born whore (this is especially the wedding night), and then, unable to withstand stress, boy abundantly and powerfully cums in her cap, falling trahodrom where, after a moment, falls prostrate His body vhlam exhaust bride."

    :rofl:
     
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