The Most Cheesiest, Corniest Thread

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by polleo, Feb 1, 2015.

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    polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    So, what's the cheesiest message you've gotten or lamest joke you've heard, post here so we can all roll our collective eyes!

    Just for fun though.

    I'll start.

    [THUMB]http://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/397669.png[/THUMB]

    EVRYTHING.
     
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    Jeff

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    Every knock knock joke ever ...
     
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    hawk

    hawk because the internet LPA Super VIP

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    this thread.
     
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    Filip

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    "I love you."
     
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    minuteforce

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    :lol: Too good
     
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    Will

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    Okay, so, this guy goes on a blind date with this woman, and they're hitting it off, right? But he can't help but notice that it looks like she's got a glass eye, and, sure enough, as they're getting ready to leave for the next part of their date, a stranger accidentally bumps into her and somehow for the sake of this joke her glass eye pops out of her head. But our hero, he catches her glass eye before it hits the ground and hands it back to her, not even questioning it.

    Anyway, a few years go by and they're about to get married. When he finally proposes, she tells him, "I always knew we'd be together forever." He asks her how she knew. She replies, "Well, you're the only one who's ever caught my eye."
     
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    GraveDigger388

    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    This guy wins
     
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    polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    :samuel:

    Kidding. I made this thread when I was annoyed but I didn't want to be too rude about it, so eh.
     
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    The Joesen One

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    Can you recommend a good bank?


























    .....because I'm saving all my love for you.
     

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