The 'meh' game

meh, I once landed on the sun

I fell out of my window

 

meh i fell out of a jet

i ate a raw bird

 

Meh I ate a raw whale

I was in a coma for 10 years

 

meh, i was cremated for 10 years

i tried to eat a table

 

meh, i ate a table

I saw a dog eat a whale

 

meh, i saw a snake eat a rhino

i swallowed a snake like spaghetti

 

meh, i swallowed a elephant like a pill

I burnt my arm off

 

meh, i swallowed a lit lighter

i ate a burger with toenail clippings

 

Meh, I once ate a burger with ball cheese on it.

I fucked a bear once

 

meh, I fucked your mom. lol jk

I once jumped out of a plane

 

meh, i jumped of a rocket ship and then landed on thumbtacks

i grinded my self on a giant cheese grater

 

meh, I fell from the moon to the top of the Eiffel Tower

I once won the Super Bowl

 

meh, i won the prize for the super ball

i saw a brutal battle between squid ward and super sonic

 

meh, linkin park wanted my autograph

i ate a raw cow

 

Meh, I ate a raw David hasselhof

I can fire angry ticks out of my nipples

 

meh, i can light my nipples on fire

i ate a lot of staples

 

Meh, I shit a lot of staples

I regularly pluck my nose hair

 

meh, your mom shaves my but hair

I once made a number 1 album

 

Meh, I do that shit all the time

I once smashed my face on the corner of a podium (true story )