The 'meh' game

all you have to do is say something that is extremely painful then a person says meh and says something worse example:

person A:i stapled my nose

person B: meh

i put a lighter up my nose


i'll start:

i put my tongue in the deep frier

 

meh

I sliced my tongue off with a razor

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I jumped of a cliff

 

Meh I jumped off mount everest

I chopped my arm off with a rusty spoon

 

meh, I chopped my arm of with a sponge

I jumped in an alligator infested river.

 

Meh, I jumped in a piranha infested river while wearing a meat speedo.

I pooped in my neighbor's yard.

 

Meh, my neighbor pooped in my yard

I ate a slug

 

meh, i drank the inside of the slug then stuffed my faced in a nest of slugs

it was raining so i needed some cover so i went under an elephant and some more rain fell on me and 'hail'

 

Meh, I got trod on by an elephant

I once jumped to Mars

 

meh, i jumped too the sun, or close to it at least

i ate the bottom of a jelly fish

 

meh, I ate the bottom of the earth

I once got ate by a rat

 

meh, i got eaten by a Parana

i got bitten by a mosquito on my................... you know

 

meh, i bit my own............... you know

I once saw Jesus

 

Meh, me and j man be chilling all da time

I just fell into to the antartic ocean

 

meh, I just drank the Antarctic ocean

I just went paragliding and my paraglider failed

 

Meh, my helicopter crashed in a mountain.

I just listened to Justin Bieber

 

meh, i just poisoned my ear

i just ate a raw fish

 

Meh, I just ate a pufferfish.

I just gave myself a concussion by falling off of an elephant.

 

Meh, an elephant once got a concussion after falling off me

I just beat chewbacca in rap battle

 

Meh, Chewbacca just murdered me on the mic.

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

 

Meh, my coconuts aren't just lovely they're gorgeous

I flew too close to the sun and my wings melted