The LPA Diss Track.

AWWWWWWW SNAP SON.

I'm tired of dat Hellflame prancin' round here like he a dogg, yo. So I here to set da record straight and get it straight CRUNK up in dis motha. Now, Hellflame has some pretty dope lines, but he seem to have dis "enotourage" or group that he has his homies in. He metioned them in his "LPA RAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 124,193 times. Approximately. So, I'm here to call them out in an official rap battle. Testament is with me, and we're here to start the first ever official LPA Rap War. Now, we don't want this to get too serious, so don't come totein' glocks near Ohio, nephew. So wit'out furtha ado, I present to you "You Fools Ain't Got Rhymez".

"You Fools Ain't Got Rhymez".
by DJ Branden Wall.



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y'heard?
check it.
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chicka chicka one.
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yo.
here we go y'all.
let get it crunk!
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check it.
check it.
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it's christmas time,
but i ain't no saint.
i'm not here to bring presents,
but to make some suckas faint.
i ain't gon' spread cheer,
i'm just here to spit my rhymes like they're beer on a Girls Gone Wild video.

which brings me to my first hoe,
his name is Joe.
some call him Uncle underscore Raj,
but i just call him that busta in the Hellflame entourage.
this cat thinks he dope,
thinks he ghetto 'cause he from those British streets.
well i'm here to drop him to the concrete,
'cause that motha can't even keep his writing on beat.

now i don't mean to come down on y'all hard,
but your rhyming skills are like playin' cards.
you may have got lucky once,
but now i'm callin' yo' bluff,
and when this hot track is through.
you foo's gonna have to fold.

sheeeeit,
Friskey needs to sit.
and rest for a bit.
while i sweep you off your feet,
and cut you down to size,
not like you're too big,
i mean my knee is parallel wit' yo' eyes.
damn man, you got burned like 'dis is Ronco,
set it and forget it, like everybody does with your rhymes, yo.

last and least is Adam,
aka Hellflame's madame,
that foo' likes Korn,
which is fitting 'cause he Korny.
you best watch yo' back,
or you might get a bullet, my valentine.
j/k, that was just a joke,
like that time Testament beat you down with some coke.

now i don't mean to come down on y'all hard,
but your rhyming skills are like playin' cards.
you may have got lucky once,
but now i'm callin' yo' bluff,
and when this hot track is through.
you foo's gonna have to fold.

DAMN MAN DAT WAS

word.
i'm out.
disclaimer because i know anyone on this board could kick my ass: i have absolutely no hard feelings toward anyone on this boar... anyone mentioned in this rap. i love you all, it's simply a joke.
YEAH YOU FOOL'S BETTA OPEN YOUR TEXTBOOK TO PAGE 141 'CAUSE YOU GOT SCHOOLED.

 

Yo
Yo, Listen up.
This boy dun know how ta spit
He’s stepped into the fire but I’a’know if he can handle this
He tries ta act ghetto, like he's got a twenty-five-caliber
Has anyone eva told him those eyebrows look like Peter Gallagher’s?
Yeah, that’s right I said it, and you laughed ‘cause y’know it’s true
I’m sending it signed, sealed, delivered and (just as an insult) COD to you,
You live in OHIO, man, that’s the middle’a nowhere,
AND STOP WEARING THOSE GODDAMN SWEATERS MADE OF FUCKIN' MOHAIR!
Oh, and just as a side note, don’t fuck with mah boys
Cause mah name’s ACE and I’ll come after ya with more words to destroy
Word up

 

WHAT?
Speak up I can't hear ya
Yo
I got no reason to fear ya
Why?
You can't drop a line
Your not worth one second of my time
Now
You're wagin' your own little war on Hellflame
Actin' like he's Fitty and you're the Game
Game's got the nice cars - and you don't
Game's got 300 bars - and you don't
300 bars? The only bars you'll do
Are the ones on Main Street and 7th Avenue

And now Amanda
I really can't stand ya
I'll tell it to you black and white like a panda
You can't be serious, good try though
Hard to be real when all your pictures are emo
Trying to look cool with periods in your nick
I think you missed yours - so get out of this trick

And to all of those posers who're reppin' this shit
Ya'll be more ghetto than a Fitty Cent hit
Like Branden, I don't mean this one bit
So please don't warn me on this, Derekt Hit

 

These aren't cool unless they mention me.

 

Raps aren't cool unless they mention Casey
Well I mentioned him - what does that make me?

 

Do NOT associate me with this steaming pile of shit.



Nice rap, Minus.

 

laugh out loud...


so lame hehehehe

 

Okay...

 

everyone has stared to rap!!

 

lol, same here...

 

Well yeah seeing as Minus > us all.

 

Yeah, it looks like he's playing with a model car in the lower left corner.

 

So you do know that image was Photoshopped right?

 

That's crazy talk, Will.

 

Yo Branden this is heshboy
I see in your closing statments you don't care about us in the writers Cove
You wannabe gangsta selling ya wangsta rhymes
It's about time that you give up/ because what you spit makes me spit chunks
Throw up a fit about a topic you didn't get mintened
Who cares it's just a rap from a few kids
Listen and watch how I show you how to drop a new hit
This ain't some kid flick from the Disney channel shit/
Your rap is lame in the game
When you finally quit/ your name will be painted in shame
You'll be walking in rain
Rapping the same
The only one who could save you is the names you hated and famed
This is WRITERS COVE man
You a kid a we don't play in the sand.

heshboy out