The LPA Awards

Alas, ye scalliwags and welcome to the sixth annual (well, not really annual, more like WheneverDerekUsesHisGodLikePowersToSayItsTheRightTimeForAwardsual.) Linkin Park Association Awards! Get your eye patches, bottles of alcoholic beverages, and throw away your mo'f'in toothbrushes, 'cause its time for a party!


(tomi will explain the rules now)
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No voting unless you've been here longer than 3 (three) months. (The time period it takes a sailor to get over his hangovers)
To be able to vote fairly in each category, you must have experience of over three months here on the forums. You must know who you are voting for before you just slap random names down. Basically we don't want you drunk.

You may only vote once, or else the curse of something will come down upon your puny heads.
Self-explanatory

No voting for yourself, ye swashbucklin' losers.
There's a reason that there's no mirrors on ships, bucko.

No Category Skipping, its for pansies.
You have to pick someone for every category. If you don't, we'll send you back a PM and ask you to redo your votes.

Campaigns [pirate reference]
Yeah, they're welcome, best campaign may get a special mention/award. I need some amusement, lmfao.

(heres how you vote)
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PM your choices after you've made your decision (any member) to me or Branden (hard decision, I know - ask yer parrot) and we'll tally them. The last day to submit your votes is August 20th at 2:09pm EST. We'll delete your PM without even glancing at it if you send it after that date. Remember to vote in every category or else Captain Davidson will eat your face.

(categories)


The Person Who Acts Like a Drunk Captain
(Funniest Member)
Who do you think is humorous?

Kiera Knightley Looks Good In Pirate Costumes (Or nothing)
(Best Looking Guy/Girl)
Who is the most attractive member on the LPA?
(for a small donation of $10, Branden will set you up on a date with them)

Landlover That Oppresses The Best (j/k don't ban branden plz)
(Best Staff Member)
Between Derek, Mark, Omar, Todd, Ander, Andrea, Keaton, Nate, Nikki, and Uncle_Raj who do you like most as a staff member?

Pirates Don't Make Very Good Art. They Just Pillage.
(Best Graphics Artist)
Who do you think has the illest skills with Photoshop, Illustrator, that stuff (look at the above pictures in this post before making your choice. they may influence you to change that choice.)

A Pirate Could So Shoot A Cannonball Through That Starbucks
(Best Photographer)
Who do you think best captures delightful images through a photographic device?

Dear Diary, We Just Hit Land!
(Best Writer)
Who in your opinion writes the prettiest/saddest/other adjective words!?

I'll Make Sure You Walk The Plank For That
(Best Debater)
Who debates good?

That Captain Sparrow Is A Real Bastard.
(Best Personality)
If you were going to use eHarmony, who's soul do you think you'd find most compatible with yours?

Scrub The Decks, n00b!
(Best Newbie)
Who is your favorite member to have joined the LPA within the past six months?

Fallen Comrades From The War Against Ninjas
(Banned Person You Miss Most)
What banned member do you miss the most?!

Fact: Pirates Have A 2nd Grade Reading Level. And Lysol kills 99.9% of harmful bacteria (Most Intelligent)
If you could choose one member to teach you the theories of quantum physics for a big test in Mr. Denlingers class next week, who'd it be?

Rape & Pillage
(Most Confrontational)
Who's rather in-yo-face/confrontational?

CHEESE!
(Most Random)
Apparently Chris just smokes cigars now, so this one could be up for grabs.


A Sailor Who Helps Those Indeed Is A Sailor I Want To Help Me Blow Up Stuff Indeed (Most Helpful)
Who helps people lots?
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Blow On The Rum Bottles and Tap Your Feet!
(Best Taste in Music)
Who do you think is very knowledgeable about music?

I SAW DEAD MANS CHEST 17 TIMES IN ONE DAY!
(Best Taste in Entertainment)
Who do you think knows their stuff when it comes to video games/movies/television/books/anime/pornography?

Lets Kill Their Fleet, Then Play Baseball With Their Corpses!
(Best Taste in Sports)
Who knows t' most about them "sports"?

Who Will Own Our Souls?
(Next Mod or Admin)
Who'd be t'next Davy Jones?

EYEPATCHES!
(Overall Favourite Member)
Who would y' trust with yer life?


So yeah, that's basically all. Just vote for things, be pirateish about it (meaning eat turkey legs while voting, unless you're vegan, then eat tofurkey (thats what PETA recommends at least)) and vote before August 20th, preferably. Cheers!

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Copy and paste this form into your PM. It's a hard life livin' on the seas. Us pirates are lazy. Arr!
(if you don't use this form, your vote won't be counted.)

Fill in the names and then shoot away a PM to me or Branden.

Remember, the curse is lifted on August 20th at 2:09pm EST.

 

I love the pirate theme. Pinned.

 

Thank you for pinning it.
Everyone please vote. It'd be appreciated. We worked long and hard on this (certainly didn't come up with the entire thing in the past three hours over MSN, oh no) so make it worthwhile.

 

Thank ye. Arrr, what the blazes is stretching the post? <_<

 

You genius. The banner at the top. Fuhgettaboutit.

 

No, it's the bloody codebox.

 

Your mom's the codebox. I said it.

 

You scoundrel!

 

pffst, screw pirates


ninjas > Pirates !!!




ninja time!

 

*loads the cannons* What'd you say, mate?

 

nice pirate theme i'll send a PM in a min when i have voted!

 

'Tis so difficult to decide Kudos for the theme, though.

 

Most credits go to Branden for t' theming, I touched up a few things here and der after he themed the categories I gave him (I managed to think up 30 of them, originally. oO). I must say, he did an amazing job for only about 3 hours of scrubbing the deck, errr, work.

 

well i decied to vote this year, cause i didn't last year cause i didn't know anyone lol


p.s. Tomi nice avatar!

 

Arr, when yer sending us a PM, please be simple and keep it easy for us and yerself by just writing the name, and not like Tom 'ere and writing a whole damn story (exaggerated, but still). *mutters* Although, I don't mind comments on the next line, it just makes it faster and more clear for us to tally the votes.

 

Oh, do we really have to vote for best banned? I doubt anyone except for the mods/admins keep track of who gets bannedd.

 

I hate you all. Aarrrgh.

 

Psh, I'm sure there was some ridiculous n00b that you thought was funny. Or not. *shrug*

Hmm, where be the list of banned crew?

 

It ha' been flushed down the lavvy, Cap'n.

 

Arrr, ye crack meh up, laddy!

Maybe one of thee capt'ns (err, admins) can show us the list.