The Joke Thread

Ok LPA needs lightening up. Everyone post your jokes here, try to keep them somewhat clean and undiscriminatory as we don't want anyone getting warned/infractionated.

I'll start off with one:

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue

 

The WNBA.

 

okay, here's a joke.



Gary Bettman.

 

Too vague.

 

Here's a joke.

Women's rights.

 

So far this has been nothing but discriminatory.
I love it.
Two blondes walk into a bar, you would've thought one of them would've seen it.

 

What's a cow on two legs?

A wife.

 

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Cos it said concentrate.

 

Its round, red and you cant see it.

a red ball around the corner.

 

These three blondes are walking in the woods and they see these tracks, 1st one says they're deer tracks, second one says they're wolf tracks, third one says they're bear tracks, then they get hit by a train.











GET IT, THEY WERE TRAIN TRACKS.

 

Hopefully I don't get in trouble for this

What's an Ethopian with yeast infection?

A quarter pounder w/ cheese.

 

What's the shortest joke in history?

Communism.


What's the longest joke in history?


30 years of communism.

 

I'd like tomake a joke about Dyslexia, but I don't want to offend anyone.

 

If someone makes another blonde joke, I'm going to strangle him/her.

 

So... a dyslexic walks into a bra.

 

What is a brunette in between 2 blondes called?

An interpreter.

 

Okay guys it's Friskeys little example here that I didn't want in this thread

 

Will beer make you smarter?...no....but it sure did make Budwiser...

damn that's a lame one

 

What's green and has wheels?



Grass. I lied about the wheels.