The Complimentary Drinking Song

So yeah, I noticed that people apparently have gone off the emo lyrics which are apparently plastering this section and decided to post something more light hearted. Based pretty much fully on my drunken escapades, I present to you The Complimentary Drinking Song.

Enjoy

Pass the JD I've a past to forget,
Ten Fosters down and I'm all set,
I'm thinking that I need a bit more of a kick,
But another shot or two would make me sick.

And now I'm well over the legal limit,
But I don't care (well over the legal limit),
But I don't care.

This rum has got me seeing double,
So that's twice the fun,
All night long,
This rum has got me seeing double,
So that's twice the fun,
All night long.

Passed out on the floor for 2 hours,
Wake up just in time to finish the beer,
Now everybody's slowing down with how much they're drinking,
But I'm still downing cans with smile ear to ear.

And now I'm well over the legal limit,
But I don't care (well over the legal limit),
But I don't care.

This rum has got me seeing double,
So that's twice the fun,
All night long,
This rum has got me seeing double,
So that's twice the fun,
All night long.

By around 5AM I've been sick again,
I collapse on the floor with all of my friends,
And it's pretty fucking clear that I'll soon be outta here,
Dancing on the street; my smile still ear to ear.

And now I'm well over the legal limit,
But I don't care (well over the legal limit),
But I don't care.

This rum has got me seeing double,
So that's twice the fun,
All night long,
This rum has got me seeing double,
So that's twice the fun,
All night long.

Alas the party's dead,
Along with half the guests,
I have to say that I'm almost there myself,
Alas the party's dead,
Along with half the guests,
I have to say that I'm almost there myself.

 

GET VACANCY TO TURN THIS INTO A SONG!

That was brilliant, next months UK number one for sure.

 

Awesome, Dedicatedear

 

Ahahaha!!! that's awesome!

 

Brilliant song, man.

It's like a modern "Pirate drinking rum"-song.

 

that was DRUUUNK! great one!

 

Cheers for the comments everyone

@Luke, I'll see what I can do

 

That was fuckin' sweet. The nod to Jack in the first line was the best part.

 

aahha sweet!

 

Cheers everyone


@Will, hell. Who doesn't enjoy a bit (lot) of Jack?

 

I've read it earlier today, but I didn't have time to post.
Anyway, great job, it sure made me laugh

The best part:

 

Thanks a lot Dušan