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    Madi

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    If you could test message God, what would you say? What question would you ask?
     
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    TeMpEsT

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    "Prove it."




    :chemist:
     
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    NofxPants

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    I'd ask God... Why is there so much pain in the world?
     
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    Jennster

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    "MWHAHAHAHHA"


    Yeep, thats what i'm gonna say
     
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    Leslie

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    :lol: Same here.
     
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    mia_lp

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    well to get an anwer, simply come to him in prayer.
    and look into the Bible.
     
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    Ander

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    "Destroy them, cure AIDs, get crack off our streets and give everyone a home and a job."

    Who 'them' is, I will not say. See the 'Conspiracies' thread.
     
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    Kæton

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    I'd ask God... *gets serious and takes a deep breath...*


    "Boxers or briefs?" ;)
     
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    mia_lp

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    haha that's funny :eek:
     
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    Kæton

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    If I get "Nothing. I go commandos," as a reply, I'm never going to sit next to another guy in a church. Ever. If... I ever get the nerve to go into one. I'll be rebellious and make sure I dare not follow! :eek:
     
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    Todd

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    wouldn't ask a thing because god doesn't exist
     
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    mia_lp

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    why do you associate god with church
    it's not like he dwells there
    he does not live in man made temples
     
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    hybriddragon

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    mia_lp

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    why do you believe in a big bang thing that everything just came to exist out of nowhere???/
     
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    Joe

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    I can't send text messgaes to myself.



    :shifty:
     
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    mia_lp

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    you idiot :lol:
     
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    hybriddragon

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    Dude that was sooooooooooo gay!!!!!!! :angry:
     
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    The Doctor

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    And you are sooooooo warned for using homophobic language!!!!!
     
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    Todd

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    why do you believe in a big bang thing that everything just came to exist out of nowhere???/ [/b][/quote]
    and you believe that some magical thing created everything around you.

    and you have absolutley NO scientific proof to back up the creation theory.

    dammit nate, you beat me to it. I was sooooooo going to say the exact same thing you did :p
     
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    mia_lp

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    yeah, how selfish can you be to even think of that???? :unsure:
     

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