Stop Uwe Boll From Making More Movies (and hopefully from reproducing)

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    Iain

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    StopUweBoll.org

    Sign the petition to stop this self-proclaimed "genius" (thank you to whoever said that in RT whatever it was, that helped a lot :lol:) from creating any more mockeries of actual movies. Please. It's for the good of the world. And actually, for the good of Uwe Boll as well.
     
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    Hahahah Thats great.
     
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    Um. I don't mean to be a ass but if you're going to make a petition for something shouldn't you at least use correct spelling?

    I corrected and italicized and made bold the off spellings. If you're serious about this kind of thing you really should make it seem more realistic.

    Anyway I agree that not only does he need to stop making movies but to stop the production or activity in all types and forms of media, imagine Uwe Boll the pop star singing "I just want you to love me. You should love me, I'm a superior genius. I'm arrogant, love me now" and then puppies having to run away from fear of his deadly voice.

    Edited to bold some things.
     
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    Iain

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    No, actually, I just copied that from the site, wanting to preserve not only the hilarity of the message, but also of the typos. I didn't make the site, only signed the petition.
     
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    I didn't think that you were the one who had made the site. :lol: I was just pointing out that who ever made the site was trying to be serious, whilst he had flaws in his attempt to do so. Which doesn't look very good if you're trying to make a point. :lol:
     
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    Iain

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    Yeah, that's very true.
     
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    No Killing little animals!!...
     
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    A great director would never proclaim himself a genius. When is the last time you read an article quoting Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg or Clint Eastwood calling themselves geniuses? Never.

    Uwe Boll is a joke.
     
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    :lol: That's not nice
     
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    Iain

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    "I am the only fuckin' genius in the business" he says. :rolleyes: Can anyone smell that? It's the smell of bullshit. And wait, can you hear that? Tooting one's own horn? Ew. It's horribly off pitch. :lol:
     
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    Who?
     
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    :lol::lol::lol: I think its hillarious that he can blow his own trumpet & truely believe it...stupid guy...:lol:....clearly he didnt create the saying "glory isnt yours until you have been given it derservingly"....:lol:
     
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    My sentiments exactly. :lol:
     
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    Iain

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    He's a douche director.
     
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    And an arrogant .. Person. For lack of a word that would possibly get me banned. :lol:
     
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    Iain

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    He's a conceited bastard, and I hope he gets a taste of his own ego at some point in the near future, when someone turns him down because they're "too good for his movies". That wouldn't set him right, but it sure as hell would give him a taste of his own medicine, so to speak.
     
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    He's a horrible director who makes movie adaptations of video games.
     
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    There are worse directors than Uwe Boll.
     

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