Silly laws

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    Messy Marj

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    Tim

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    This is on of the funniest things I've seen in a while. The law against throwing pickle juice on a trolley had me in stitches.
     
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    The best ones that I've seen:

    Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
    I do that.

    It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
    Jack Sparrow, anyone?

    You may not push a moose from a moving airplane.
    What the fuck. :lol:

    Donkeys are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs.
    Mine does.

    It is illegal to have more than two dildos in a home.
    Shit! I've got four!

    A husband can beat his wife only once per month.
    That's fucking wrong, period.

    Animals are not allowed to have "sex" within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.
    I guess they'll get sent to jail if they do?

    Ventura: no cat or dog is permitted to have sex without a permit.
    O... kay...

    I stopped reading after Colorado, because I was laughing so hard. By the way, I actually have impersonated a member of the clergy, I play dominoes on Sunday sometimes and an apartment we were renting once really did have 4 dildos in it. I think we threw them out.
     
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    Will

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    "You may not 'view' a moose from an airplane."

    My uncle was cited for this one once. (He lived in Alaska for the first 15 or so years of my life.) He wasn't fined or anything, but the officer on board his plane with him told him he'd always wanted to yell at someone for a stupid law. :lol: My uncle's got the ticket giving him a warning to this day. :lol:
     
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    Misfit Jay

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    Oh man...This site doesn't have all the laws for Massachusetts.

    http://www.dumblaws.com/ But this site does!

    I only want to mention it because in Massachusetts:

    "No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car."

    That is my favorite.
     
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    Messy Marj

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    And apparently in France, you're not allowed to name your pig Napoleon. :lol:
     
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    A Driver may not be blinded folded while driving .....DUH!

    dildos ..wats dat?
    A husband can beat his wife only once per month ...if that was my hubby can i hit him back..he'll never try it again..lol

    Ventura: no cat or dog is permitted to have sex without a permit ..the hell?

    Devon: you may not walk backwards after sunset ... why not?

    This is freakin crazy..lmfao
     
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    Messy Marj

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    Erm, why don't you go and google it...:lol:
     
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    Ohio
    No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July

    Hahaha...WRONG!
     
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    El Muerto

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    Isn't there a law in France that says whenever someone asks what a dildo is you must explain it to them and not point them to google?
     
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    Apparently in Florida, you're not allowed to shower nude or fart after 6pm on Thursdays. :lol:
     
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    Jesse

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    Well in Virginia we are not allowed to have bathtubs in the house. They must be in the yard.
     
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    Harlz

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    Society is ridiculous.
     
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    Messy Marj

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    :lol:

    A sexual equipment that comes in all sizes which is used for pleasure and sometimes comes with vibrations.

    Good enough..? :lol:
     
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    As if there are people in France that don't know what a dildo is.
     
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    ok people thanx for da explanations...:lol:
     

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