Thanks to Mark for the... "inspiration" to write this. (He suggested the title.) “Santa’s Homeless But Do We Still Get Presents?” I received an e-mail this morning While browsing LiveJournal communities— It told of a horror so dreadful That would bring even George Bush to his knees: It seems that Santa was kicked out of his house And his Elves went on strike, Leaving on Saint Nick in the streets For the first time in his entire life. Missus Clause seemed to be very upset That her husband would go out for a night on the town; Especially since it was Christmas Eve And he was supposed to be around The North Pole preparing his sleigh For a most joyous trip around the world again. Even though the old, fat bastard is out of a job I wonder if I’ll still get my presents from him.