This is what you get when two uninspired 14-year olds get a little hyper with a computer in front of their faces. I am confidence in a box Shut I am a voice in a cage Silent I am chocolate in a mouth Melting I am a nacho in cheese Delicious I am a voice in a box in chocolate nachos Without cheese Disgusting Defiance A curse on mom and dad Because I am that I am Defiant Like the pig rolling in mud in the sty Stupid, pitiful Not listening to the farmer squeal Defiance Is my mother's monkey And my father's donkey And it is my hairpin The one that picks the lock To freedom There Amid the trees and grass And guano I am the pig that will escape From the farmer that squeals Strange, weird, queer, abnormal, alien Curse the keyboard And the roller-less mouse that squeaks It shall have no cheese Tonight Get started Start something Get your booty shaking It's salsa night And everyone's breaking Alone In the classroom Facing the whiteboard That is white With little markings of blue and red Why Am I in this classroom? The mushyroom of doom On a bloody Saturday The inevitable truth of life Is that sugar is made from sugarcane And that chocolate comes from cocoa And chicken soup will always be chicken soup With a trapped teenage soul Sold in bookstores Worldwide; expenside Like Bohemian crystals And grandma's dentures Is Isabel A bell? Yes; Isable is a bell So is a bell Isable? I suppose Isabel is a bell And a bell is Isabel On a sunny day the skies are blue I wait in pain for it to rain What a shame; I have lost my fame How lame Everyone's going boo Because I've lost my shoe I really need to sue But I need to find a loo To deposit my poo And meet Winnie the Pooh So shoo!