Reminder: Linkin Park on Saturday Night Live Tonight!

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    My God what have I started! :awesome:
     
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    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed The Big Mac I'm eatin' on Is a tough one to swallow I'm not a criminal Not a role model I'm just a crew member working at Mcdonalds

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)
    The King said "Wanna add some bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, don't have just one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies, rockin every fast food chain and every place people want me. I'm awfully underEATED, but came here to correct it, LPA here is tellin yall to add some ketchup....TO ME/the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, high in calories, far from a vegan, y'all better sit down and try the ketchup motha fuckahhhh!!! And all the people say, "SUUUUUUPPEEEERRR SIIIIIIIIIZZZEEE MEEEEEEE"
    Ohhhh when I eat their fries, I'll BE GONNNNNNEEEEE!!!

    Our progress so far :lol:
     
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    This too awesome to not have it recorded :lol:
     
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    This could quite possibly be the best thing I've ever read.
     
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    The lyrics would be great if 90% of the lyrics actually fit to the tune of the song... which they don't :lol:.
     
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    Very true Derek! This is but a rough draft! :awesome:
     
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    Alright, I'll give you that :p.
     
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    Did some editing. Now we have this so far


    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed The Big Mac I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow/ I'm not a criminal Not a role model I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds. I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit. I came like a beef on a patty and I found out the grease isn't as bad as it seems.
    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist food, even if it tastes disgusting
    Opposite of sexy, far from a stud
    yall ought to stop talking
    TRY THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, don't have just one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies, rockin every chain and every place people want me. I'm awfully underEATED, but came here to correct it, LPA here is tellin all yall to add some ketchup....TO ME/the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, high in calories, far from a vegan,
     
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    :lol: Dumbledore FTW!
     
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    Edited it to match the beat a little better, and also changed some lyrics. Suggested edits in bold.


    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
    The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
    I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
    I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
    I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
    I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist e.coli, even if my butt's crappin
    Opposite of sexy, far from a Chester
    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
    Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
    I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
    And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
    I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat...
     
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    Rolling...on....the....floor...laughing....my........ass.....off.....:lol:
     
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    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
    The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
    I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
    I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
    I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
    I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
    And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
    Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
    Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.

    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist e.coli, even if my butt's crappin
    Opposite of sexy, far from a Chester
    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
    Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
    I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
    And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
    I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat...
     
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    Dusty

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    See? It's coming along nicely. :)

    Not much longer till SNL!
     
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    Yo rappers, how much time left till LP are up?

    P.S. nice rhymes :D
     
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    Not rappers... Sandwich wrappers!

    Also I say LP will be on between 12:00 and 12:30 for the first song.
     
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    I am not / a pepper to be hallowed


    The dill that I'm on is a tough one to swallow


    I'm not a cherrio / not a to-mato


    Not a good cereal I'm a tough act to follow


    I am not / the spoon in the soup


    Nor the same person telling you to go take a poop


    I made the onion rings like a hog in chow mein


    And I found out the broccoli is sicker than it seems


    And it seems ugly / but it can get worse'


    Cause even all the veggies are a gift and a curse


    Cause once you got a theory of how the thing cooks


    Everybody wants the next cake to be just like the first


    I'm not a waffle/ I'm not a pancake


    I will not dance for a nicely cooked ham steak


    Opposite of corn flakes / not quite a muffin


    ya'll oughta stop munchin and try the ketchup mothafuckaaaa!


    On the fresh home fries...


    NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM.....NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM...try the ketchup mothafuckaaa!
     
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    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
    The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
    I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
    I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
    I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
    I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
    And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
    Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
    Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.
    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist e.coli, even if my butt's crappin
    Opposite of sexy, far from a Chester
    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
    Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
    I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
    And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
    I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat, closest to a meat, far from a sub

    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    Ohhhhhhhh when I get some lunchhhhhhhhhhh....order lunchhhhhhhhh..I'll eat morreeeeeeeeeee

    And all the people say
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)


    I think we're done :lol:
     
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    One small suggested change...Nemo's new verse was AWESOME but I've edited the chorus to mock mcdonalds and adjusted the bridge:

    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
    The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
    I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
    I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
    I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
    I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
    And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
    Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
    Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.
    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist e.coli, even if my shit's nasty
    Opposite of sexy, far from a Chester
    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa

    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
    Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
    I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
    And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
    I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat, closest to a meat, far from a sub

    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    Oh, I ate too much fast food, strapped on to the john, I'm feeling sore...


    And all the people say
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)
     
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    I changed Chester to Anorexic. That way it's not too Linkin Parkinized to the point where we are now referencing the band members in the parodies :lol:


    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
    The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
    I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
    I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
    I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
    I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
    And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
    Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
    Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.
    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist e.coli, even if my shit's nasty
    Opposite of sexy, far from Anorexic
    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
    Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
    I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
    And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
    I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat, closest to a meat, far from a sub

    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    Oh, I ate too much fast food, strapped on to the john, I'm feeling sore...

    And all the people say
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)
     
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    I like your new chorus but I still think my bridge is better. Also, isn't it ba ba ba instead of ba DA DA?

    Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
    The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
    I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
    I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
    I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
    I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
    And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
    Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
    Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.
    And I'm not a model
    I'm not an athlete
    I will not resist e.coli, even if my shit's nasty
    Opposite of sexy, far from a Chester
    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa
    Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa

    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
    Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
    Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
    Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
    And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
    Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
    I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
    And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
    I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat, closest to a meat, far from a sub

    yall ought to stop dieting
    START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

    And all the people say
    Ba ba ba da baaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

    Oh, when I go to lunch.....go to lunch, I'll get MOREEEEEEEEEE

    And all the people say
    Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
    I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)
     
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