Red Vs. Blue

Ok, who's seen this amazing cartoon yet besides me? My favorites have gotta be Ep19 (where Lopez, who can only speak Spanish, says "Madre de dios!", and it says "SON OF A B*TCH!!" under his face...yeah, I know "Madre de dios" means "Mother of god!"), and Ep32, where the tank's AI has a nice conversation with Tucker...
Tucker: How do I slow you down?
Tank: Retard, the throttle.
Tucker: Wha?
Tank: Retard, the controller!
Tucker: Ok, now I'm all confused.
Tank: The controller, retard!
Tucker: Hey, that's just mean.
Tank: Retard! Retard! Retard! Retard! (fades off like that into the distance)

Makes me fall off my chair laughing every time!

Here's the site for it...
Red Vs. Blue

 

Episode 33 was just released today, along with a censored version. Go check it out.

 

A lot of people here watch it.

Well, okay, so it's just me, Keaton and Cameron.

But we own you.

I can probably quote at least one line from every episode.

Good times.

 

"It makes me so goddamn mad I could Spit!"

 

"It makes me so goddamn mad I could Spit!" [/b][/quote]
Griff: Uh, sir... did you just spit inside your own helmet?

Church as Sarge: Uh, I guess I did.

Griff: Permission to speak, sir.

Church as Sarge: Go ahead.

Griff: That's really f*cking gross.

 

one of the memorable moments for me is when after the tank explodes, the Tank asks if she will dream. lol

"I'm scared"

"Will I.i i Dreamm"

and they both start screaming for her name. lol

 

My brother has the first season on DVD. It's the best video series on the internet, to be in lieu of the best game on all consoles. :rawk:

 

Yea this is a sick show. I have the DVD.

 

Yeah, the commentary is also great to listen to. Some nice inside jokes.

 

Yeah, I gotta be sure to buy that. The first season brings back so many memories..

 

Red vs Blue owns you all .


I accidentally got Will hooked, too . I told him to watch "Red vs Bleu" one day and he became just as obsessed about the show as I did .


I own Season One on DVD and I can't wait to own Season Two .

 

"Face it Sarge, there's no way this bluff is gonna work!"

"Sure there is. There's absolutely no way they know that we're outta ammo"

:: pans over to the blue army ::

"Oh yeah, they're definitely outta ammo. "(to Reds): "What are your terms?"

"We want the flag..."
("Hold on Sarge. The last time we took the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up!)
"...to stay right where it is! Keep the flag!"

Laughed my ass off when I heard that one...

 

Tucker: "Hey. Lopez, help me out. Can't you talk to her?"

Lopez: "Sorry, I'm not good at talking to beautiful women. I get sweaty..."


(This is later on in the episode)
Caboose's vision of Church: "Attention Reds! The Great Caboose demands an audience with you, so listen up you b####### c#######!

And people wonder why there was a clean version put out....