Hello, I'm Ravenflow, I'm uber-creepy, love Linkin Park, and I can rip out your bowels and use them as a whip. Just kidding. (Told ya I was uber-creepy.) So....what's up?
Mmk, listen up. I'm Testament. I listen to br00tal and br00tal only. I am in a band with Dave. This band is called Exploding Jesus. I think hockey blows the shit out of soccer. Pantera is the best band ever. I love the Minnesota Twins. I bet you don't know what a Minnesota is. I perform satanic rituals in my garage. I will eat your children. Yes this is a copy of my post in the other thread.
..Oh look, it's the Outsider. Outsider, where the hell have you been? Hi uber-creepy Ravenflow. By ravenflow, do you mean the flow of a raven? I guess now's an appropriate time to counter your bowel-whipping frenzy with a 'I'll rip your ribcage out and wear it as a hat' comment, eh? Yes, I did steal that from a TV show. Welcome to the LPA, read the rules, and you'll have fun with the other creepy people here.
Did Mark start another contest ? Who ever scares the most newbies away wins. Going to be hard to decide who wins. Hi, I'm St0f. I don't really expect you to stick around really. Read the rules and have fun posting.
you guys wouldn't stand a fighting chance like a shark circling a baby sea lion. ah i love animal planet and yes be afraid of me or i shall perform a naked ritual dance for you, and send you a video. you'd like to think that i would be joking, huh? xD
A naked ritual dance on tape, eh ? You might be able to make money doing that. In Las Vegas ofcourse.
I was planning on welcoming the newbie,and telling them to stick around/read the rules etc...but given some of the posts in here,I reckon it might be better advice for them to runaway from here... far,far,away.
can i say burned for that stuff? oh also can i draw a mustache like hitlers on myself and post it here, cause i thought it might be racial or something, just wanna run it by you first