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  1. Minus

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    But can you bat your eyes in that oh so adorable way that makes millions across the US buy cookies from girl scouts they never knew they actually wanted?
     
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    Of course! Also, everyone loves a British accent ;)
     
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    Well, that is until you start using cockney rhyming slang. Then you start sounding like a hampton.
     
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    Not as much as an American would. :awesome:
     
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    Shut your trap. I'm Asian. We're accepted everywhere Visa is.
     
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    I guess hookers don't sleep with Asians then? :gfresh:
     
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    I'm a Londoner Blaaadddd getz meeeee!!! Yeah London "ghetto" talk is hilarious. I'll teach you if you want. You don't want to learn? FINE.
     
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    Nothing quite like talking to family members still in Dublin to bring back my Irish accent haha.
     
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    I don't need hookers. You should know that by now, Joe.
     
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    I will get 200 posts today. Wow that's just...too much. LPA should throw me a party.
     
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    Word problems are stupid.
    Precalc is stupid.
    Algebra at least has concepts that could be used in real life.
    Precalc is just as if someone sat down one day and said "let me come up with the most useless and complex situation in mathematics that I can devise and then torture college students with it for years to come."

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    Doesn't it suck when you get off the bus and you get trolled by a 10 year old on a bike?
     
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    Never happened to me. One of my greatest fears is having a shoe come off and fall down in to the train tracks while I'm boarding a train.
     
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    I'm pretty sure I totally bombed that test.

    Today sucks. :[
     
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    I want to build a box fence. I only have $1000 to spend on the fence, but I want the largest size possible for my money. I will build it alongside the side of my house, so that I don't have to build fencing on one side. If the fencing is parallel to my house, it'll cost $6 per foot. If the fencing is perpendicular to my house, it'll cost $4 per foot. What are the biggest dimensions for my fence considering the budget I have?

    Show work and reasoning.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Also, assume my house is fucking huge, so there are no restrictions on the dimensions of the fencing.
     
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    My answer is why don't you hire a fucking contractor. :awesome:
     
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    The contractor would obviously give me the smallest dimensions possible for my money. Why would he take the same pay to use more fencing and work more?
     
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    Well you can hire the contractor and get a nice fence but get screwed out of some cash.
    OR
    You can hire me and get a HUGE fence that's all jacked up and kind of looks like some bizzare, unstable,trapezoidal art piece.
     
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