Random Thoughts 15

Not once did I mention sexual abuse

 

A hot chick cutting down a tree with a gatling gun.

That's why Mythbusters own your ass.

 

Sure you didn't.

And I'm going apple-picking with Scooby-Doo. Toyt toyt toyt.

 

Random

 

It was from the Simpsons. The Irish police officer. You gotta love the Irish and all their random backwards ways.

 

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Yeah, but he's Dutch and not Belgian.

 

It actually reminds me of last summer when I was in Ireland and we had to drive across a mountain range to get to the nearest high-population town. Now to get to and from there, you have to go up a mountain which is fucking high up and the roads are so narrow that you can barely fit two lanes. My friend's dad drove us there so we could get in some grocery shopping. He left us to go do the shopping and told us to meet him back in the car in an hour so after an hour we come back to the car and he's not there. We wait for about half an hour and then go looking for him and we find him in the pub on his third Guiness. Then the bloody lunatic says ''alright lets go home'', gets in the car and drives us back across the mountains. It only occured to me to be worried about his alcohol intake when we were at the highest point of the fucking mountain.

 

I have a pet peeve. Why do bands, when they premiere new videos, have to show them to "fanclub" members first? Don't be such money hogs.

 

Happy VD everyone!!!

Don't forget the topical cream!

 

VD!?!


I DON'T HAVE VD!!! WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?! SHITTTTTTTT I'VE BEEN BUSTED!!!

 

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Tim, for the love of god, don't shorten Valentine's Day to VD.

 

Agreed.

 

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This seems to be a sore subject for some.

Always wear protection kids.

 

XD



Oh noes!

 

I do. I never leave the house without my bullet-proof vest.

 

Don't forget the helmet.

 

Ah yes.

Basicly I walk out of my house looking like a member of the SWAT team. It's fun starting riots.

 

I can picture you in motion like the beavers in Rocko's Modern Life when they come out of the ambulance.

 

Must. keep. control!