I think my body's on total shut down or something. I've had this cold for almost 2 weeks now, my throat is dry as fuck and one of my eyes won't open properly. However, last night was immense. I got drunk and made a stupid bet that I could get with the hottest girl at the party. With like, 10 minutes of the party left I hadn't got with her and then I just go "I really want to kiss you right now" and bingo, I won the bet. Then she found out about the bet because the guy went blabbing about it; making me appear a complete arsehole. This backfired though when I offered her the winnings of the bet and suggested that I'd liked her for a while and that the only way to get myself to do it was to place a bet on it because I was too intimidated to try it on with her otherwise. And Boulton hits the three-pointer. God I'm a twat, and I fucking love it.