Poop poop baby

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    LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    Yo, M.A.P., Let's kick it !

    Poop poop baby, poop poop baby
    All right stop, collaborate and masturbate
    Poop is back, so no need to wait
    Something comes out of my ass fastly
    Flows like when a guy got a kidney stone nastily
    Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know punk
    Turn off the lights and I'll start to blow out chunks
    To the extreme I plug up the toilet like a vandal
    Try to unplug it, that not something you can handle

    ####, go rush to the toilet before it comes out
    I'm killing your bathroom as you hear me shout
    Deadly, when I gots diareah
    You come in the bathroom all you say is "Mama mia"
    Love it or leave it, it's still your toilet
    Only way you gonna fix it is by a bold bet
    If there was no burritoes, this wouldn't have happened
    If your toilet didn't suck so much, this wouldn't have happened

    Poop poop baby Diareah, poop poop baby diareah
    Poop poop baby diareah, poop poop baby diareah

    Theres no way to get rid of this stench
    It's like a used condom on a ugly wench
    Quick to the point, this #### is foul
    Killing people with it right now
    Now look at the vanilla with the chunks
    No way you can handle this gunk
    Now get a spoon and eat the ####
    I forgot to tell you, that's not chocolate chip
    My ass is like a ak-47
    One shot and it can send you to heaven
    All the girlies run cuz of the smell
    If it weren't for coldness, they'd think it was hell
    Time for me to go to another place
    That way I could #### all over their place
    Their toilet is ####ed

    Yo-- so I went to this other house
    Beat up this girl's spouse
    Than went straight to the bathroom to take a ####
    It's just to bad that a cigarette is what she lit
    It was like a atomic bomb went off
    I left leaving the smell in the loff
    Reading for the chunks on the wall
    The smell would make anybody fall
    You hear the farts sound like gunshots
    Here I am screaming, "female dog that all you got?"
    I grabbed my burritoe and ate some more
    This is gonna smell more than before
    I was done and ran to the car
    But damn, I didn't get that far
    People came back saying "This isn't chocolate chip"
    Stupid poop eater, what you think, that's just ####
    Don't matter, they still ate it

    Poop poop baby diareah, poop poop baby diareah
    poop poop baby diareah, poop poop baby diareah

    Yo man -- Let's get out of here ! Word to your toilet !

    Poop poop baby too foul, poop poop baby too foul too foul
    poop poop baby too foul too foul, poop poop baby too foul too foul
     
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    Missy

    Missy Well-Known Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That was BRILLIANT... and kind of gross... but BRILLIANT!
     
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    Methybrea

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    I'm not one for immature lyrics (poo for instance!) but you had some funny lines in this song! :lol: A favourite:

    My ass is like a ak-47
    One shot and it can send you to heaven

    Brilliant!
     
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    LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    Lol.. I was bored. I'm glad you liked that line. Thank you. I am brilliant !
     
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    Casual D

    Casual D I WON'T BE YOUR CASUAL D. LPA Administrator

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    "Check out this #### while my undies dissolve it.."

    Sorry, couldn't resist making up a line.
     
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    LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    You're stealing my spotlight ! *Pushes you off a cliff and than gets shot by all the admins* Excellent. My plan is working.
     
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    Alacrity

    Alacrity don't stop talking to me; i haven't been listening LPA Super Member

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    I dont like that whole 'nigga' part you said at the end but its funny
     
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    LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    I changed it. :p *Shrugs* I'm not that creative.
     

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