Are you lost in your fries? Do you tell yourself I don't realise Your order's disguise? Replace pepper with salt You trade money for food I'm aware of what you've done No no more ketchup I've paid for your mistakes Your time is borrowed Your shift has come to be replaced I see pain I see grease I see liars and friends Abuse power with greed I had cash I believed That my order was right instead I get decieved You will pay for what you've done No no more ketchup I've paid for your mistakes Your time is borrowed Your shift has come to be replaced Thieves and hypocrites! Thieves and hypocrites! Thieves and hypocrites! No no more ketchup I've paid for your mistakes Your time is borrowed Your shift has come to be replaced You're time has to come to be replaced! You're shop will become defaced!
Painfully average. Especially on the lines that were horribly not rhymed where they should have been. Here's a better version done by me, the originator of parody lyrics. You want salt on your fries? With your burger and soda that's super-sized Happy meals with a prize You trade pickles for onions That's not really wise. Too much salt fucks up your tongue. NOOOOO! NO MORE KETCHUP I HAVE GAIN SO MUCH EXTRA WEIGHT YOUR BELLY WILL ERUPT IT'S TIME TO ORDER APPLE PIES AND SHAAAAAKES "May I take your order please?" I want a number one large And hold the cheese And a coke. "We've got Pepsi?" Well forget the soda I'll just get an iced tea "Please pull up to window OOOOONE!" NOOOOO! NO MORE KETCHUP "I LIKE MUSTARD MORE ANYWAYS" YOOOUR TASTES ARE FUCKED UP YOUR FRIES WILL BE BLAND TODAAAAAAAY *proceed to rock out to fast food* SHAKES AND CHICKEN STRIPS SHAKES AND CHICKEN STRIPS SHAKES AND CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIPS NOOOOO! NO MORE KETCHUP "I LIKE MUSTARD MORE ANYWAYS" YOOOUR TASTES ARE FUCKED UP YOUR FRIES WILL BE BLAND TODAAAAAAAY I GUESS I'LL ORDER A PARFAAAAAAAAIT NO MORE KETCHUP IS NOT OKAAAAAAAAY