PM an admin (such as myself) and we will gladly do it for you. Just please refrain from asking for name changes constantly. Because of policy the next name change will be your last for a while so think of a good one. If we can execute a script that will allow for speed name changing we might lift that restriction but until then we can only offer 1-2 name changes per person every few months. It's also meant for the convienience of our members so they don't have to struggle figuring out who you used to be. (That's why we recommend a Formely Known As *insert name here* in your signature.)
Derek forgot to add that if you want your name changed you'll have to send each staff member 50$ (american).
It's good to have a joke and everything, but sometimes you just take it too far. =\ Just stop, please.