I did this in my Honors American Lit class today. I have a great teacher that is really smart, and I loved it. I couldn't even answer some of them. Check this out. You can include short explanations after them if you want because that makes it interesting and we did that too. 1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? Try it!
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Hawaii 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Sight I guess 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? Trent Reznor 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Pizza 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Caesar 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? The end of the world haha 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Murderer 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? Who da fuck? 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? David Hasselhoff 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? Nothing, I'd just sit back and relax 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? 100 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? Don't care as long as it's not California 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? Hmm, that's a tough one, I really don't know 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Bill Gates and his talent for making money 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? She's famous in Serbia but none of you has heard of her 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? Don't really know 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? Doesn't matter as long as it's a female and has a nice ass 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? I don't have friends who smile all the time. that's dumb 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) I don't know.. maybe Evangeline Lily 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? Some bird I guess 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? Any of my good looking friends
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Rome 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? I'm doubting between sight and the ability to smell, I think I'm going for smell or else you'll never ever enjoy food anymore and food's important to me 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? Bram Moszkowicz 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Shaké Maki 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Prince Bernard (he was the dad of the Dutch queen Beatrix) 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? I know it's lame, but ehm, worldpeace lol 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Thief 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? I'd tell them what a fucking moron is leading it right now 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? I honestly don't know 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I'd phone my parents and tell them I love them and that they should tell everyone else that aswell, then I'd cuddle with Maxime and wait 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? 85 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? I don't care 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? Amy Winehouse, I'd give her a drug overdose 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Johnny Depp, amazing actor 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? Again, Amy Winehouse 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? Maxime lol 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? Kylie Minogue <3 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? I don't know a person like that 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? I'd run away cause I don't like to be a lapdog 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? A turtle or a hamster 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? Maxime
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Lewis Center, Ohio. 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Sight. I can read lips that way, see where I'm going, get shot without feeling it... 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? Definitely not Paris Hilton. 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Three words; nachos and cheese. 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Winston Churchill. 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? Nothing really, unless it was to come up with some way to stop something like diabetes (considering my mother has it, my father looks like he's gonna have type 2, and anyone in my family could get it). 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Pickpocket. Don't ask. 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? You cannot, under any circumstances, no matter WHAT you think, make a MORE PERFECT union. You can't make something more perfect that perfect. 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? Paris Hilton. No offense meant... okay, maybe some offense meant. 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I'd tell everyone that I loved that I loved them... I can't really think of anything else. I'm sure that if I'm ever faced with this, I'm not even going to be able to think straight. 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? Probably... 6. No, 4. Once every three months. 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? Not so much eliminate as absorb into another state, and that would be Rhode Island, because it's so freaking tiny. 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? Paris Hilton, and I'd make her listen to MMMBop in a room without water or food for three days. After three days of no water, she'd be pretty much toast. 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? I know for sure that I'd want Prince's talent at playing guitar, but as for who I know, that's tough. Probably my mother's talent for being highly diplomatic. 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? The guy who announces when your bus is leaving at the Greyhound station. 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? Um... I don't know. Probably my best friend. At first, I thought she was boring, had nothing to say, blah blah blah. 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? No one. Partially because not everyone is going, and partially because heaven's for the boring people. You really think anyone interesting is gonna be at those gates? 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? My younger sister. And I hate her for it. 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) Um... in the literal sense, I plead the fifth on this one. 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? A wolf. Just cause they look cool, and they're way better than a monkey. 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? My best friend. I have no clue, I don't know that many people.
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Somewhere I don't know yet. 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Hearing or sight. Can't quite decide. 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? Hannah. 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Subway! 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Jesus. 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? Holy cow, thats a hard one... Definately world peace, actually. 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Stealing. 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? ...It's gonna be big(?). 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? I really have no idea. 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? Too many things that I can't say here, and tell Hannah I love her. 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? Hmm.. Maybe 300 out of 365? 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? Uh... A bad one? If there is any? 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? Bob Brown. Moral arguments. Don't ask. 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Ps. Hills. 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? Shaun, this kid in some of my classes . 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? Phoebe. It sucks. 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? Umm... anyone? 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? Hannah, for sure! 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) I don't even know what a Lapdog is. 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? A tiger! 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? Hannah.
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Tempe, AZ 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Touch. 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? My brother. 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Gyro. 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Pericles 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? World Peace 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Murderer 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? Make sure you proofread the Declaration, k? 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? Bill O'Reilly 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I would ask to be absolved of my sins. 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? 365-366 (leap year included). 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? Perhaps, Nevada? 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? I don't know. 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Not knowing them, it would probably be Matthew Bellamy for his guitar-playing or Bill Gates for his money-making. If it were of someone I knew, it would be my friend's older brother Ben. He's an excellent marcher (you'd have to be in Marching Band to understand). 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? This girl I know named Adrianna. She's really irritating. 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? This girl I know named Alexandra. 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? I don't know. Somebody nice? 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? No one always has a smile on their face. How unrealistic. 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) Just the fact that I could be a dog excites me. Marcos Baghdatis. 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? Panda Bear. 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? I don't really care. Just so long as they are kind and somewhat attractive (I don't really care about looks in general, but, hey, this is the rest of my life we're talking about).
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Hawaii 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Sight 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? Socrates 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? A Cucumber/cheese Sandwhich 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Andy Warhol 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? Eternal happiness for everybody? 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Bankrobber 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? I'd give them all the information I can think of about what life is like today. 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? Why would I want somebody else heart and then make them die because I took it? Weird question. 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I'd probably film them and talk about everything while listening to music. 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? Every day 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? I'd use that power to erase France. 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? Courtney Love? I'd make her confess what happened to Kurt Cobain once and for all... Just picked that because I don't see the point of killing someone you hate when you can eternally annoy them too. 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? John Frusciante 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? Mika, he has the most annoying voice ever. One year would probably suffice to make the world forget about him. 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? One of my bestfriends in kindergarten... 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? John Frusciante 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? Mali? 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) Paris Hilton so I could poop in her lap and bite her face off 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? A sparrow 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? Unromantically, I don't see the point... so no one.
It's pretty annoying to see you bitch about France all the time, why exactly do you hate it so much...?
1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Paris 2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Sight 3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? No idea. 4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Rice with meatballs and vegetables 5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? Lincoln 6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? 7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Mercenary 8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? Go annoy someone else (speaking of the indians). 9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? Someone that is ready to give his/her hart for me. 10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I would tell all the people I know that I really love them 11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? Let's say 182.75 ^^ 12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? No idea 13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? No one. 14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Travis Barker 15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? Manu 16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? My dutch teacher 17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? Travis Barker. 18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? 19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb). 20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? Leopard 21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? Man this is hard
Yeah, why? I have no problem with France. It's like totally awesome, and French is the sexiest language in the world.