I don’t know if you know this or not, but I HATE a lot of shit. Unless its my shit, which makes it stuff. Ever notice how people talk like that, Other ppl’s shit is shit, but your shit is stuff. It all makes since. Anyways hopefully by reading this you have a few laughs, realize what really bugs me, and have a new found respect for a jackass. (in other words it’s a mix of rants, things that piss me off, and some good ass jokes(and if I make fun of you, take it more as a roasting then sever hatred)) people here are trying to make these forums there own eutopia, or atleast what you think it should be like. The problem is you lack having fun… like when some one double posts, who the really gives a flying fuck??? Instead of realizing its an internet forum, you start crying, through the word noob around a lot, and act like douches. STOP trying to make this place a strict, rule bound hell hole, and start loosening up. I luaghed all the way through the aminosity topic Derek made. I found it funny how serious he was trying to be. "From the bottom of my heart", seriously dude, its the internet. I don't know about the rest of you but i couldn't care less if it was from the bottom of your heart or from the bottom of your ass. He actually called being an admin a "profession". Don't give up your day job mate . And to top it off his last name is Oswald. I don't know why i found that funny. Kind of sad but the rest of the letter was down right hilarious. I shat my pants.Well im probably going to get banned for that last part but it wouldn't suprise me. It just confirms what i've already said. Anyhoo, enough on that. Any ways the other day I went to a girls high school volleyball game… after words I had to go to the police station and register as a pedophile. Damn those are short spandex… some one who knows, what do u wear under that? I would hope nothing, cuz DAMN! I have another thing ive been trying to figure out for a long time, and it goes like this: So your walking down the hall (at work or school or whatever) and you pass a person that you know who he is, but arnt really friends. So you say “hi” and they say “hi” back. But then like a minuet later you walk by him again…. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO NOW! If you don’t say anything you seam like a jackass, and you really cant do that thing where you pretend you don’t see the person (you all know what I mean) So when that happened to me and the only thing that came to my head was to do that thing where you pretend to punch them in the gut and go “OHH” and he does the point and wink thing. Then I turned the corner and was like why the fuck did I do that??? Why did the bug fly off the toilet seat? ……………………. Because he got pissed off. Ok so listen to this great idea… im going to make toilet paper with little bull eye’s on em. So when your wiping your ass you can have a little bit a fun with it. “Hey look, a 85!! Hell ya!!” I tell you, im going to be a millionaire off that idea. And LeIk teh woot!!1!! < --I CANT STAND that kind or writing. WHY would you use “like” in that sentence. WHY is there a “the” in front of woot? WHY would you say that. And WHY is there a 1 inbetween your explination points? It has no meaning it looks gay, and I think you should check your ass hole to see if its bleeding from the last time your lover was poking you if you say stuff like that. That made me think of a joke: So these two guys are sent out on a mission to see how many kids they can keep off drugs. The first guy comes back and says he managed to keep 52 kids off. So the guy asks how he did that. He says I drew a pic like this… O o. the O is your brain off drugs and the o is your brain on drugs. Then the second guy comes back and is like, “I kept 400 kids off drugs”. And the guys asks the how he did it and he says “ well I used the same pic but I said… The o is your ass hole not in prison, and the O is your ass hole in prison. And I have good knowledge on how to impress the ladies… all you have to do it say the ABC’s with out singing it. Now that’s impressive. Anyways I think that’s all I got, and if your one of those people who doesn’t like to read long topics, please feel free to just post how your day is going Edit: P.S What the fuck does Animosity mean Derek? I mean seriously.