My Rant

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    Carl Johnson

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    I don’t know if you know this or not, but I HATE a lot of shit. Unless its my shit, which makes it stuff. Ever notice how people talk like that, Other ppl’s shit is shit, but your shit is stuff. It all makes since. Anyways hopefully by reading this you have a few laughs, realize what really bugs me, and have a new found respect for a jackass. (in other words it’s a mix of rants, things that piss me off, and some good ass jokes(and if I make fun of you, take it more as a roasting then sever hatred))

    people here are trying to make these forums there own eutopia, or atleast what you think it should be like. The problem is you lack having fun… like when some one double posts, who the really gives a flying fuck??? Instead of realizing its an internet forum, you start crying, through the word noob around a lot, and act like douches. STOP trying to make this place a strict, rule bound hell hole, and start loosening up. I luaghed all the way through the aminosity topic Derek made. I found it funny how serious he was trying to be. "From the bottom of my heart", seriously dude, its the internet. I don't know about the rest of you but i couldn't care less if it was from the bottom of your heart or from the bottom of your ass. He actually called being an admin a "profession". Don't give up your day job mate ;). And to top it off his last name is Oswald. I don't know why i found that funny. Kind of sad but the rest of the letter was down right hilarious. I shat my pants.Well im probably going to get banned for that last part but it wouldn't suprise me. It just confirms what i've already said. Anyhoo, enough on that.

    Any ways the other day I went to a girls high school volleyball game… after words I had to go to the police station and register as a pedophile. Damn those are short spandex… some one who knows, what do u wear under that? I would hope nothing, cuz DAMN!

    I have another thing ive been trying to figure out for a long time, and it goes like this: So your walking down the hall (at work or school or whatever) and you pass a person that you know who he is, but arnt really friends. So you say “hi” and they say “hi” back. But then like a minuet later you walk by him again…. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO NOW! If you don’t say anything you seam like a jackass, and you really cant do that thing where you pretend you don’t see the person (you all know what I mean) So when that happened to me and the only thing that came to my head was to do that thing where you pretend to punch them in the gut and go “OHH” and he does the point and wink thing. Then I turned the corner and was like why the fuck did I do that???

    Why did the bug fly off the toilet seat? ……………………. Because he got pissed off.

    Ok so listen to this great idea… im going to make toilet paper with little bull eye’s on em. So when your wiping your ass you can have a little bit a fun with it. “Hey look, a 85!! Hell ya!!” I tell you, im going to be a millionaire off that idea.

    And LeIk teh woot!!1!! < --I CANT STAND that kind or writing. WHY would you use “like” in that sentence. WHY is there a “the” in front of woot? WHY would you say that. And WHY is there a 1 inbetween your explination points? It has no meaning it looks gay, and I think you should check your ass hole to see if its bleeding from the last time your lover was poking you if you say stuff like that.

    That made me think of a joke: So these two guys are sent out on a mission to see how many kids they can keep off drugs. The first guy comes back and says he managed to keep 52 kids off. So the guy asks how he did that. He says I drew a pic like this… O o. the O is your brain off drugs and the o is your brain on drugs. Then the second guy comes back and is like, “I kept 400 kids off drugs”. And the guys asks the how he did it and he says “ well I used the same pic but I said… The o is your ass hole not in prison, and the O is your ass hole in prison.

    And I have good knowledge on how to impress the ladies… all you have to do it say the ABC’s with out singing it. Now that’s impressive.

    Anyways I think that’s all I got, and if your one of those people who doesn’t like to read long topics, please feel free to just post how your day is going

    Edit: P.S What the fuck does Animosity mean Derek? I mean seriously.
     
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    Arhaz

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    :lol:

    :mellow:

    ouch...
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    Carl Johnson

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    i just felt like things had to be said :p
     
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    Nikki

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    Sorry but you got yourself a warning with that, homophobia is a huge no-no to me

    If you want strict, look at some other forums I'm on, a great example being this. If you curse you're warned, if you flame you're warned and you're banned after 2 strikes, yet that place is absolutely thriving. It works here too - so deal with it or just make your own little forum with your own little rules - I won't stop you :)

    But besides that, nice rant - looking forward to that invention already, I sense a success :lol:
     
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    Carl Johnson

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    Sorry but you got yourself a warning with that, homophobia is a huge no-no to me

    If you want strict, look at some other forums I'm on, a great example being this. If you curse you're warned, if you flame you're warned and you're banned after 2 strikes, yet that place is absolutely thriving. It works here too - so deal with it or just make your own little forum with your own little rules - I won't stop you :)

    But besides that, nice rant - looking forward to that invention already, I sense a success :lol: [/b][/quote]
    According to the Maquarie Dictionary 3rd Edition "Gay" Can also mean "not trendy"

    thats not exactly how they put it but close :p
     
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    Arhaz

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    i just felt like things had to be said :p [/b][/quote]
    :eek: You said it alright, dude.... :lol:
     
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    Carl Johnson

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    Here we go. I demand a reissue of the rules :p

    adjective 1. homosexual, especially of a man. 2. (especially with teenagers) uncool, unattractive, not socially acceptable: What a gay haircut.; That band is so gay. --noun 3. a homosexual male. [originally US slang (1920s); originally gay slang; for a long time used by homophobic people as a derogatory term, reclaimed as a positive word by the gay community and now pretty much an item of standard English (a similar history is to be seen with the words dyke and queer)]

    (i didn't write that so don't warn me ;))
     
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    :lol:
     
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    TeMpEsT

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    Indeed. Stuff > Shit

    I Agree.
     
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    Kæton

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    Although some of that made no sense from beginning to end.. Uh.. Nice...? :lol:

    I don't know if ranting necessarily makes things better around here, but whatever, lol.
     
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    Astat

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    That so reminds me of that flash, the History of the F Word. :lol:
     
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    The Doctor

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    This was completely unnecessary and didnt need its own thread. But fuck, I dont care anymore.
     
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    Chris

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    Yeah.. loosen up :lol:


    *walks away*
     
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    Neil

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    If everyone did what they wanted, and double posted every once in awhile, these forums would be a pain in the ass.
     
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    Whimsicality

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    That was kind of amusing. But, just out of curiosity, what are you on? That was random as fuck.

    Oh, and Derek is paying for the LPA so he's allowed to get sentimental if he wants to. :thumbsup:
     
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    Derek

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    Maybe you don't understand what animosity means, because you barely were able to type one word legibly in your entire post.

    You sir are the reason that this website has so many problems, because of your inability to show even an OUNCE of respect to moderators, or the guy who happens to be paying for this website, which for your information happens to be me.

    However, before I proceed since you have no understanding of the english language, animosity means (and this is directely from the dictionary):

    Seeing how some members expressed extreme hostility, or otherwise hatred towards the staff I used the correct word, so thank you very much. Plus, I was not appreciative of you making fun of my last name. For your information I know why you were laughing, and thats because I have the same last name as the guy who murdered Kennedy.

    I however, am not amused by that joke as you sir should be ashamed of yourself. My dad was verbally abused and beat up in school the week after that happened, because everyone thought he was related to the guy. The abuse later became so extreme that my father had to have a POLICE ESCORT to school, because of how out of hand it had become. It's narrowminded people like you, that dont have the foresight to realize that words you say or write, can have extremely negative effects on the people that you're directing those comments to.

    I happened to express the letter 'from the bottom of my heart' because I care about this website, and have ran into many opportunities from working on here alone. Being on LPA has given me the chance to share my artwork with the world, and maybe someday make a living off of it. I have met important figures in the LP world (Delta, Mark Romanek etc.) so therefore, I have no choice but to be greatful for everything this website has given me.

    You predicted you would be banned for this rant, and you sir are absolutely right. It is not the disagreeance with the staff that made this possible, but your flagant attacks against my name, me as a person, and the fact you used homophobic language in your post. Any person with intelligence would know that saying such things would get them banned on ANY forum, and therefore you should not be surprised in the fact you wont be able to access these forums after this post is made.

    I'm sure banning you will get me certain negative reprocussions, but to be honest I dont care anymore. I pay for this site with my own money and never ask for any donations whatsoever. There is a line you dont cross when being a member here, and staging personal attacks against me is that line.

    Good luck opening another forum with your horrible philosiphies on the internet, because they're not welcome here. Goodbye.
     
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    Neil

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    How very fucking childish of you


    Carl, you're just being a jerk. You deserve to be banned for this abstract array of flaming and crap.

    What the fuck did that have to do with.. anything?
     
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    Mark

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    That was an unwarranted attack. I think you made yourself incredibly immature by insulting his last name of all things, CJ. I mean, just think of how stupid that made you look.

    Secondly, I can't believe you used an internet dictionary where anyone can submit entries as a reference to what "gay" means. You have absolutely no consideration for the feelings of others, and it makes you look like a moronic bigot. Great job.

    This thread no longer serves a purpose.
     
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    Derek

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    How very fucking childish of you


    Carl, you're just being a jerk. You deserve to be banned for this abstract array of flaming and crap.

    What the fuck did that have to do with.. anything? [/b][/quote]
    Thank you for defending me Neil. I've gained so much respect for you from this post alone. I was always asked if I was related to the guy who shot Kennedy in school and often abused for it. Note that this was happening over 30 years after he had been shot.

    So knowing that the members supported my decision makes me happy, thank you Neil. I'd love to just chat with you the next time you're on MSN, we haven't talked about things not involving LPA for a little while. :)
     
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