In the thread I made recently there were comments about unintelligent lyric writing and whatever so I decided to write some lyrics that may be deemed "unintelligent" and then try and change them to make them seem "more intelligent." So basically, this song is a piss take. Enjoy. Oh yeah, italics are what I like to call "crunk shouted" "My Attempt At Creating A Generic Crunk Song And Then Rewriting It As If A Scholar Had Written It" This is not what I'd call music, This is not what I'd call music, This is not what I'd call music, This is not what I'd call music. I take 'em bitches to my limousine, Fuck her face hard just to keep her keen, Flash some bling up in her eyes, Fuck her once more to make it twice, Champagne cocktails on her boobs, Bounce 'er up an' down, it's really cool, Slap her with mah dick, she'll remember me, She 18, am gonna fuck 'er 'til she 23. I know that a little intelligence, Is a dangerous thing, And showing your stupidity is so inspiring. I remove the promiscuous girl from her background, Offer her money in exchange for her time, She joins me in the back of my limousine, Performs oral sex and I show I'm keen, I show her my jewellery to prove my wealth, Then we have intercourse and drinks on her chest, As I observe her body writhing in ecstacy, I'm intruiged by her movements; they astonish me, I perform a vicious act of sexuality, She's 18 but has curves like she's 23. I know that a little intelligence, Is a dangerous thing, But showing your stupidity's career ruining. This is not what I'd call music, This is not what I'd call music, This is not what I'd call music, This is not what I'd call music.
It's probably not quite Generic Crunk Rap by MC Lars but it's still pretty cool. I like what you tried to do but a few of the lines from the first verse have me almost in hysterics by themselves, haha.
This reminds me of Chris Rock's response to some sexually offensive lyircs in rap songs. Hilarious. I like how you "rewrote" it to for a second verse.