Most Stupiest Movie

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    Chris

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    Whats the most stupiest movie you've ever seen.. in cinema's, tv, trailers etc.



    Mine has to be 'The Hulk'. I can do better graphics then that :wth: :p
     
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    Mark

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    The Medallion.

    It rivals Star Trek for the worst graphics and acting ever and Star Trek is over 30 years old!

    Example one: Explosion. Basically Jackie Chan and the other actor wave their hands wildly while the camera man shakes the camera. Cheesy explosion sounds and graphics are in the backround. Then magically they are pulled up straight out of frame (no angles or anything, just a straight line northwards) while still waving their arms and putting on funny, non-convincing faces of horror.

    Example two: Jackie Chan's career is officially ruined. With three straight terrible movies, The Tuxedo, Shanghai Knights and now The Medallion, it's no longer cool to watch an unsensible chinese man with bad facial expressions and grammar, in my opinion. Rush Hour 1 and 2 were awesome. They had some actual comedy with Chris Tucker, and that series had good scripts, acting, and special effects. The man does his own stunts and he's the champion at what he does, so I'll give him some credit for that. But he needs to stop taking all these heart-felt love story movies with terrible supporting cast and scripts in order to revive his career.

    Example three: Special Effects. As I said in the Explosions part, special effects would be better if you had a 4-year-old crawl up and draw them on the screen while you're watching the movie. Jackie gets pulled this way and that in straight lines on 45 and 90 degree angles with a dumb look on his face going "whoawowow!" like from a Flintstone's-era cartoon.

    I could go on a longer rant, but I'd slip into unconciousness from the lack of brain cells from trying to remember all the bad points of this movie.
     
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    I'm with Mark. I seen that movie and it was worse than The Hulk. I'd rather watch The Hulk a thousand times over before watching that again. And The Hulk SUCKED big time.
     
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    Not to sound racist, but I think chinese actors are never given really good scripts to work with
     
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    Has anyone seen Kung-Paw? It's the biggest bullsh*t ever.
     
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    :lol: Don't even get me started on that "movie".
     
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    Not to sound racist, but I think chinese actors are never given really good scripts to work with [/b][/quote]
    Jet Li's gotten some good scripts.
     
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    Jackass the Movie was pretty stupid but it was amusing nonetheless :lol:
     
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    :lol: Don't even get me started on that "movie". [/b][/quote]
    Kung-Paw was awesome, you crazy people!

    Stupidest movie...Glitter. No, I didn't watch it willingly. I was making an effort not to start an argument in a very strained friendship with a very preppy girl.

    Hmm...I didn't like the third Austin Powers movie much either, but it had it's moments...
     
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    One word: Gigli.
     
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    Jet Li's gotten some good scripts. [/b][/quote]
    Well, I admit the only American Jet Li movie I actually like a lot is Kiss of the Dragon. His other ones are okay, and his new movie Danny the Dog seems pretty good. So maybe he's an exception.
     
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    Ghost dogg was pretty stupid
     
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    Can you say....bomb? That movie was so bad
     
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    i didn't saw it but it has to be really bad cuz they didn't even played it in belgium
     
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    Wh-w-w-w-WHAT?! :mellow:
    What's wrong with Kung Pow?? :blink:

    The stupidest movie I've seen must've been Plan 9 from outer space. I ####### love that because it's so bad :D
     
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    I think the stupidest movie ever is The Last Samauri with Tom Crews
     
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    The stupidest movie would have to be...."Dumber and Dumberer"...<---he S*** all over my BATHROOM!!...ugh.

    and umm..."A Night At The Roxbury"...<----What Is Love...well baby don't hurt me....no more..." hilarious. :lol:
     
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    didnt see it yet but the trailer already sucked :wth:
     
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    "ANATR" is an old movie....from 1999 i think...not recent. if that's what you're referring to...
     
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    I think that's one the greatest movies I've seen.

    My friend bought Gigli for me for Christmas as a joke. It actually wasn't that bad. The dialogue was terrible but it was funny in parts. It didn't really go anywhere, though.
     

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