Masturbation

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    Bobe

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    Masturbating rules. :ninja:
     
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    Derek

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    Masturbation is perfectly normal and if you gag yourself thinking about it, maybe you need to take your hand out of your mouth and put it down your pants instead.

    People build up sexual energy or hormones, when they go for long periods of time without any sort of sexual activity. I can tell you that anyone I know, who refused to let out their sexual frustration through masturbation, has either become depressed, weirded out, a b*tch/a**hole, or the type of person who thinks anything the least bit sexual is an act of the devil, and therefore is not supposed to be done.

    Self-pleasure is healthy for you because it keeps your heart in shape. Several publications have discussed how masturbation or having sexual intercourse helps to make your heart stronger because of how hard it works everytime you chose to 'rub one off' or 'make whoopee' with Sally who lives down the street and wears the pretty blouse.

    So therefore, if you're the type of person who thinks god will smite you for touching your naughty bits, or someone who thinks its nastier then Ruben Studdard's buttcrack on a hot summer day, you need to 'let it all out' and download some good porn as quickly as possible. I do it almost everyday and you should too. I've done it like that since I was 13 and I have yet to hear god tell me I'm a blasphemic fool and that I'm going to hell.

    The masturbation is a sin thing, was put in by priests who never got any, and got sick of sitting on their asses masturbating to penthouse, while wishing they actually had a woman in their lives. It's complete and utter nonsense and I wont believe that rubbing one off, is going to keep me from walking through the pearly gates, when I kick the bucket and sleep with the fishes cause my time is due.
     
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    Well said Derek!
     
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    After swearing a vow of celibacy, they then realized altar boys weren't off limits.

    Which is f*cking gross and should stop.
     
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    Christians apparently say it's wasting the "seed of life".
     
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    Oh #### that. Like there aren't enough idiots on this ingrate infested, ####### over populated, teen pregnancy rates high as a mother ######, piece of #### planet we call Earth. If masturbation is a waste of the seed of life, I say it's time to deforest.


    #### #### #### #### ####. :wth:
     
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    Oh #### that. Like there aren't enough idiots on this ingrate infested, ####### over populated, teen pregnancy rates high as a mother ######, piece of #### planet we call Earth. If masturbation is a waste of the seed of life, I say it's time to deforest.


    #### #### #### #### ####. :wth: [/b][/quote]
    Got something you want to let out?
     
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    I really think its fine to do what ever you want with yourself
     
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    If masturbation is a waste of the seed of life, I say it's time to deforest.


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    LOL :lol: I'm going to use that in my AIM profile or something
     
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    Johnnykey

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    seriously

    I do it everyday!

    Have a problem with that?

    then you mustn´t know much about the people in general who does it

    It´s a VERY NATURAL thing, nothing special really lol

    :)
     
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    LMFAO Derek, well said though, I totally agree with you. :lol:
     
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    Lmao, thats hilarious.
     
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    here a quote from a book i read (its in polish but i translated it):

    "i know she masturbates. shes too intelligent to not do it"
    and then it says (its from a guys point of view) that "masturbation helps you to find out your way in sex, what you like, and mostly, it shows your partner what to do".
    LETS GO MASTURBATION! :lol:
     
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    LMFAO Derek, well said though, I totally agree with you. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    LMAO! :lol:

    But its tre wether you like it or not ;)
     
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    LMFAO! oh yes lets make it a big party! (w00t), lol jk....are you serious tho? ...with that in the book
     
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    LMFAO! oh yes lets make it a big party! (w00t), lol jk....are you serious tho? ...with that in the book [/b][/quote]
    yeah. it was a pretty good book, it wasnt as sexual as it sounds. :lol: plus, it had a sad ending.
     
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    I agree :lol:
     
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    yap, i totally agree with that

    so true B)
     
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    yeah but its creepy when a loved one dies , and your mom or dad tells you that he or she will be watching you from heaven, kinda hard to when someone is watching you from heaven :wth:
     
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    ^ Yeah I ####### hate that lol.
     

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