Man Dies From 'Incident' With Horse

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    Amanda

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    DISCLAIMER: Some material in this article may be considered 'offensive'.

    http://www.nbc4.com/news/5450440/detail.html

    I couldn't believe this was true at first. But afterwords I just sat in my chair and stared at my monitor speechless until I burst into a fit of laughter.
     
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    Lmfao, the horse was probably like "AWW YEAH THATS MY SHIT".
     
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    :lol: eewwww


    Ewwww......






    ....EEWWWWWW!!!!





    ew.....EeeEEeeeWWWWWW!!



    Thats gross, but oh well, he liked it! lol, i feel sorry for the animals. and plus, omg, wow. lol
     
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    How people get off on beastiality is beyond me..

    Due to my reading level not being at the point it should be, I had to look up the word perforate. I didn't know how to read it.. and I'm part blonde..
    per·fo·rate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pûrf-rt)
    1. To pierce, punch, or bore a hole or holes in; penetrate.

    :lol: That definition just made it more graphic and gave me thoughts I wish I hadn't thought of..

    But, :lol: what do you say at the dead guy's funeral?
    What do you think his family says/does/thinks?
     
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    Wow, holy crap. o_O
     
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    "Incident" :lol:
     
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    desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess. :ermm: I wonder how the neighbor's feeling, since apparently this wasn't a one time incident.
     
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    thats some weird ass shit
     
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    Disgusting.
     
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    That article lead to a bout of hysterical laughter.


    Let that be a lesson to those who choose animals as their sexual partners.

    Ugh.
     
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    What?!? Funny then wiered then disgusting then back to funny then lots of laughter :lol:.
     
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    That happened in Belgium a couple months ago :lol:
     
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    you know....this sort of thing happens a lot.


    the mechanics don't match up for me. I don't see how he could like....use the horse like that. :blink:
     
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    It confused me too, but then three words echoed in my hopelessly-in-the-gutter-mind.

    (Lots of lube.)
     
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    Holiday

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    LMAO!!!

    yes....but how would he get to the same level of the horse? I don't get that either.

    But yes, I agree w/ that. ;)

    ..... :lol: !
     
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    Same level? A horse isnt 50ft :lol: Sit under the horse and let it jump in it.

    Yeah, i have expierence.
     
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    ...I see. :mellow:



    You know, If that is the case, I would be amazed if he didn't suffer different injuries. It is very dangerous to crouch under a horse.
     
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    Well, he did died because of the intern bleedinges.

    "Kenneth Pinyan suffered a perforated colon July 2 and died from his injury." I have no idea what a perforated colon is, but I bet the horse showed him who's the cowboy now :lol:
     
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    I think it means your... hole was ripped open. To be frank.
     
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    Basically, the horse LITERALLY ripped him a new asshole. :lol:
     

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