Making a Website... Need Help

I need someone to make a website for me. I have the webspace and a .com address. I just want to totally revamp my site. I would like someone who knows what they're doing to do it. I would pay you and it wouldnt be hard because I know how I want it to look. You can message me on here or email me at [email protected].

My name is Lawrence if you want you can just reply on this thread.
Also the website is for an artist/painter friend of mine.
Thanks

 

i havnt got a clue how to go about making a site sorry man

 

So you replied... why exactly?

 

just letting him you know?

 

or, as us coders like to say:
postcount++;


If you have a layout in mind already, and you can provide me with a mockup of what you want, I can possibly code you a website.

 

this is now the sixth post in the thread and no one has helped the guy!

 

You don't read posts well enough. You obviously just read my humor first, then just ignored the rest of my post which offered him help.

 

Whoa. Slow down. I wasn't yelling at him for anything, I mean, is humor now unacceptable in this forum now? Maybe I should just stop checking this forum now and stop giving my support if I'm treated like this for having a fucking sense of humor, even if it is odd at times. Really, this is a fucking forum, you cannot take anything or anyone seriously here. Okay, I did make that postcount++; comment at him, yeah, so? What are you going to do, come here and beat the shit out of me?

Also, I see that I am the only one who's made an offer to help the guy. I don't see anyother posts yet offering help. All I see is a post from JJ saying he can't help, mmkay. Amanda flaming JJ for doing so [you should be yelling at her, not me. but I doubt that'll ever happen.], a post by me, poking fun at JJ (imo) and offering help, and then JJ spamming saying that there's 6 posts, and no offers for help [in my opinion, this was unnessecary, but I didn't directly flame him, instead I pointed out that I offered help], and then I see you (Joe) flaming me, and not offering help.

As I see it, your post was a direct flame at me. There is no hint of "I'm sorry, I can't help you, TheVoodoo" in it at all. All I see is flame flame flame flame. Yes, I am one of the leading members who post in RT, your point? That is a desiginated place to post freely. Do you see any of my posts randomly in places where I say "I'm sorry, I can't help you"? I've posted that maybe once or twice in this forum (TT), but if I did, I usually said something else along with that, that had something to do with the ongoing discussion.

The attitude of the LPA members has been going downhill lately. I'm just about ready to pack up and leave. I don't want to do it, but if I'm getting this attitude, I will leave, and I don't give a flying fuck what anyone else says.

 

int x = 0;
int postcount = 0;
while(x<1)
{postcount++;}

Infinite Loop =]

On-topic, I'm very limited when it comes to web design (HTML, CSS, some basic Flash, Photoshop, etc.) but I'll offer to help.

But with tomi around, I don't need to do that anyways.

 

At least someone gets my humor.

I might or might not be able to do it depending on how simple/advanced the design is. I have a mild knowledge of css/xhtml, so I should be able to do it. Although, my exams are soon, so it can't happen until next month.

 

I don't care what you people say. This was too good to pass up.



Voodoo, I'd be willing to do graphics if you need help. Although after that thing, I doubt you'll want me too. I don't know too much as far as coding.

 

I like how you made me the ugly chick. BUT I LAUGHED ALL THE SAME.

 

At least you were a chick. Be grateful.

 

Please don't tell me that you wanted to be one of the guys? =\


We should stay on topic, Joe might jump down my throat again.

 

True dat.

 

Good God.
Well, I tried to relieve the situation.

Remember me for that.
Especially when LPA voting comes around.

 

Firstly, let me refer you to the report feature. When you feel something is wrong, don't make a post about it, causing this situation to happen, instead, let a staff member know using it.

Secoundly, your post did feel like it was directed at me, as I only saw mention of my name, so I assumed it was to me. Sorry for that misunderstanding.

And lastly, I really don't feel like arguing with you, as I think you're a cool guy and all, so I really don't want to stir up any shit with you, so I'd like to drop this.