Linkin Park and Trojan Announce Partnership for New Artist Line of Condoms

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    Joe

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    Linkin Park have today officially announced a partnership with America's number one contraceptive brand, TROJAN™. The pairing will see a collaboration of curated products for their new artist line of condoms. In an update to the official Trojan website there are six products available in total, each representing a track from Linkin Park's music catalogue: BLACKOUT™, CURE FOR THE ITCH™, NUMB™, A PLACE FOR MY HEAD™, SKIN TO BONE™ and UNTIL IT BREAKS™. For more information on the new line you can read the descriptions of each design that we pulled from the Trojan products page below.

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    Blackout - Feel like you'll never get it inside? Tired of pushing it back down over and over? Well you'll definitely get that sinking feeling with the new Linkin Park BLACKOUT™ condom! No more getting stuck in that bed you made as the colors will now fill the light with a luminous glow exclusive to TROJAN™.
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    Cure for the Itch - Feel like your friends get to have all the fun whilst you lie there doing nothing? Well let's try something else! Your very special guest is in luck as we'd like to introduce the new Linkin Park CURE FOR THE ITCH™ condom! The state of the art tinfoil lining is lubricated with a special gel that is designed to counteract STI inflammation symptoms so you can push through any session.
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    Numb - Tired of being what they want you to be? Trouble with premature ejaculation? Well now you don't have to feel them there with the new Linkin Park NUMB™ condom! Containing a numbing gel that will reduce sensitivity in your penis, you will definitely be caught in the cameltoe, just caught in the cameltoe all night long!
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    A Place for My Head - Your partner will definitely owe you one when you try the new Linkin Park A PLACE FOR MY HEAD™ condom! The intricately designed snug crescent moon grip will form a calm, strong, generous hold as you feed your greed all you want. The only person taking the best from you will be your partner and trust us, they won't want you to go away.
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    Skin to Bone - It's asses to asses and nuts to bust with the new Linkin Park SKIN TO BONE™ condom! Our thinnest ever condom is derived from a specialized blend of rubber and microscopic rusted steel particles for both you and your partner's pleasure. Right to left, left to right, it doesn't matter. Once you try this you'll be going all night to day and day to night.
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    Until it Breaks - There's no steadying your little soldier when you choose the new Linkin Park UNTIL IT BREAKS™ condom! Built to withstand all situations and possibilities, whether your partner is getting their teeth in or grinding tough, you'll always be in the firing squad with the big guns when the last bell rings with this strapped on. Designed to be worn around the clock for instant use with our new Quiver In Your Pants Technology™ exclusive to TROJAN™.

    Available Now on the Official Trojan Website


    What do you think of the new collaboration from Trojan and Linkin Park? Do any of the products interest you? Let us know which you'll be ordering or maybe what you'd like to see added on the LPA Forums!

    Source: Trojan
     
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    "It's asses to asses and nuts to bust..."

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    Love this :wat: you guys are genies
     
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    This is amazing. Now I need a sketch video about this.
     
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    Probably for the best that an "In The End" one wasn't made.
     
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    "When They Come For Me" would have been even more unfortunate
     
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    Going to LPA today, knowing what to expect.... totally unprepared for what I just read.... dear god hahahaha

    Always knew LP would put a good cause like this first though
     
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    Joe

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    This guy on our Twitter is definitely getting all six...

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    The descriptions and images were amazingly done, but you guys went the extra mile with that Trojan link. :lol:
     
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    This is why I love you, LPA.
     
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    I'm fucking done :rofl:
     
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    Lol, this had me in stiches. :lol:
    Brilliant, especially the homepage link
     
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    Genius! hahaha

    But the most of us, for sure, would buy a "By Myself" one.
     
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    :rofl:

    :cry:

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    Who needs them when all you need is batteries? :awesome:
     
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    Susy

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    This is the part where I mention my cousins' wife, who is a radiologist, once had a 70 year old man come in with a sausage in a condom so deep in his ass they actually had to get an x-ray first before getting it out.

    No, I'm not kidding.
     
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    Or "By Myself" - perfect condom for a posh wank.
     
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    APRIL, APRIL
     
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    Joe

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    We were just emailed some new promo material for the new product line.

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