Rule #15: If you see a guy in a bear suit, RUN, don't just stand there like the dumb bitch in Derek's signature.
Rule #18: IF, by any chance you come across any of the following people.... Jay Leno Rick Astley Kesha Kanye West 50 Cent any member of MCR Michael Vick Shia Leboof Nicolas Cage Barney look them straight in the eyes, striking instant fear and say in your most satanic voice, 'Schen is after your soul.' Then offer them a banana.
Rule 23 Cradle's not allowed on LPA if he's intoxicated AND he's not allowed to call me sexual names in the shoutbox or Jay will beat him to a bloody death.
Rule 24: From now on you are only permitted to call Mike Shinoda by his full and proper name, which is "The Godfather"
Rule #28: If you want to see Ree's picture, you must submit to me a written 12-page article about yourself, in triplicate, and pass security (VIA Jay Sensei) to be made sure your not some kind of off the street pedo.