Let's Make A Rulebook! (Game)

Game is pretty simple. Just write down ridiculous (or not) rules that should apply. Main rules of this game are to keep it within the forum rules, and to stay in numerical order. I'll start.

Rule #1: Awesome Face is more powerful than God, Jesus, and Allah. No exceptions.

 

Rule #2: When spotting a Keaton, it is suggested to make a run for it.

 

Rule #3: Adopt a penguin.

 

Rule #4 Anal rape is allowed on Tuesday :s.

 

Rule #5: Obey the Snack Pack overlords.

 

Rule #6 Vasectomies are free on Sundays

 

Rule #7: Thou shalt mix Derek's drinks every night until tomorrow.

 

Rule #8 Friday is Drunk Idiot day .

 

Rule #9 Thou shall have dyed hair to post Rule #10

 

Rule #10: Seals can see into your soul. It is important to always blind them when passing by.

 

Rule #11 Don't post LP<3!! Near me.

 

Rule #11: Pedobear appears everywhere. Hide yo kids.

 

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Rule #1 Jay's got to learn how to count

 

Rule #2 threads pertaining rules or threads consisting of games of rules should not be made are are welcome by instaban only.

 

Rule #3: Tits or GTFO!

 

Rule #4 What Rule #3 says to do.

 

Rule #5: Selling your soul to yo mama only results in you appearing on a Linkin Park CD.

 

Rule #6 There is for sure a rapist in Linkin Park

 

Rule #7: Sporks are illicit weapons of mass consumption.

 

8: A sphincter says what