Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Kate, Sep 8, 2005.
I gotta say, I cringed at that.
Razan- I love that joke!
50 pieces of fruit (A Joke)
A pharoah said to two men, go into the desert and find 50 pieces of the same fruit. So the two men set off, the first man came back with 50 grapes, and the pharoah said, now stick them up your arse without crying or laughing, so he put one in, then two, and so on. When he got to 48 he started laughing, and the pharoah said why are you laughing, and the man sed, well the other man has come back with 50 pineapples.
That's not even funny. It's actually pretty fucking gross. But there's already a joke thread in Random Chat.
man takes his kid to the zoo to see the animals, but all thats there is a sickly,lonely dog
it was a shitzu
haha... didnt get it a first but thats great
jajajajjaaja i love these ones .....
not sure if i can post this one .... so in case this turns out to be wrong please just erase it ...
When the media does it, it's called news coverage. When an individual does it, it's called stalking. I would hav done some more but they r all rude!
There was this woman who had constantly pulled sickies at work. One day she got a phone call from her sister who was coming down to visit. So this woman (lets call her amy) needed to pull another sickie to pick her sister up from the airport. Suddenly amy thought...
" Bloody hell. I have pulled so many sickies that the boss won't let me take another one. What should I do?"
After much deliberation, Amy decides that she will go to work and act crazy hoping that the boss will send her home.
Then next day she walks into work, climbs on to the roof in her shared office, hangs off the light bulb and starts to open and close her hands while saying "Flash, Flash, Zap"
In confusion her boss walks out of his office and asks her "What are you doing Amy?" She replies "I'm a lightbulb sir, a big bright light bulb!" In yet more confusion her boss comes to the conclusion that she is ill and asks her to go home. So Amy climbs off the roof and walks out of the office, pleased that her plan work.
Suddenly, Lucy (a blonde worker in Amy's office) gets up out of her seat and starts to follow Amy. Her boss asks her, "Where do you think you are going?" and she replies, "Home Sir. I cannot work in these conditions!!" "What conditions?" replied her boss.
"The dark! I cannot work in the dark!" screamed Lucy.
At first I didn't get it, but now I do. It's quite okay, not so funny.
DSM- I love Little Johnny jokes, and the cartoon was great.
Those Little Johnnyjokes are hilarious
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
THAT owns! LMAO
Separate names with a comma.