I thought this would be a good idea, if someone was feelin down they could read the jokes and hopefully cheer up, dunno if its been done before. Ill start of with a corny one A man walks into a bar...... thats gonna hurt
jus as bad as mine, but i laughed anyway what is white and blue and could kill you if it fell out of a tree a fridge in a denim jacket
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fun guy... EDIT: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? A stick
A man walks into a pub and asks for a pint and a pie, he drinks the pint and puts the pie on his head and walks out The next day the same man walks into a pub and asks for a pint and a pie, he drinks the pint and puts the pie on his head and walks out The next day the same man walks into a pub and asks for a pint and a pie, he drinks the pint and puts the pie on his head and walks out The next day the same man walks into a pub and asks for a pint and a pie, he drinks the pint and puts the pie on his head and walks out The next day the man asks for a pint and a pie, the bartender says sorry we are outta pies but we have got crisps, so he drinks the pint and puts the crisps on his head, as he is walkin out a man who has been watchin him for the last few days approaches him and says ''why are you putting crisps on ya head'' the man replies ''cus they are outta pies'' Crap but funny when you dont know what to expect
Ok so my last one sucked so ill go back 2 corny ones Why didnt the skeleton go to the ball... it had no BODY to go with Any more jokes
Yo' Momma's so dumb she once put a battery up her ass and went "I got the powa!" Yeah.. that's also one of my lame favorites lol.
Yo momma's so fat if she wears yellow and walks on the street people yell "TAXI!" at her. I heard one SOMEWHERE.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When it comes, he takes one sip and starts screaming, "I'm a teepee! No, I'm a wigwam! No, I'm a teepee! No, I'm a wigwam! No, I'm a teepee!" The bartender looks up and says, "Relax, man. You're two tents!" And another one-- How do you ask a deaf person if they want to buy a chicken? .......... "HEY, YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN?"
! I didn't get the teepee one [/b][/quote] neither did i but its all good anyway knock knock Whos there Ach Ach who Bless you I like that one Anymore
THATS MINE! you're moms so fat that when she jumps in the atlantic ocean, the Titanic comes to the surface you're moms so fat she needs her own zipcode
lol i like that one but i doubt the blondes readin this will. 3 pregnant women are talkin to a doctor askin what they will have The first women is talkin and the doctor says what position were you in when you had sex, the women replies he was on top, the doctor says you ''you will have a boy'' The second women is asked the same question, i was on top she replies, the doctor says ''you will have a girl'' The third women starts to cry, whats up asks the doctor... the women replies im goin to have a dog
Why did Micheal Jackson phone Boyz 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service!!! AND... A conversation between a blind kid and his Deaf father... Son: daddy, i'm BLIND! Father: WHAT?
A red man is in the shower when some one knocks at the door, so he quickly puts a towel round himself and answers the door, as he does the towel drops and the women at the door screams, runs onto the road and gets knocked down. The moral... dont run across the road when the red man is flashin