John Kerry vs. George W. Bush

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  1. Will

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    LOL.
     
  2. Todd

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    The right has never been so wrong.
     
  3. Mark

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    LMFAO.

    Alright, let's look at it;

    01:: Rigged an election with the help of his campaign manager Katherine Harris, Florida Governor Jeb Bush, and cousin Jeff Ellis of FOX News. Wouldn't let black voters vote in Florida.
    02:: Didn't read the briefing documents given to him more than a month before September 11th that warned that Al Qaeda wants to hijack planes and fly them into US landmarks.
    03:: Went to war with Iraq over fabricated lies and false intelligence.
    04:: Gave tax cuts to his rich buddies, while letting the rest of middle and lower class America get screwed.
    05:: Pulled out of the Kyoto Protocol for the elimination/decreasing of harmful greenhouse gases which are depleting our Ozone layer. 2 countries out of 190 refused to sign this protocol, North Korea and the United States of America.
    06:: Made many many (billions) people mad at the US.
    07:: Snubbed the UN.

    And that's just off the top of my head!
     
  4. The Doctor

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    Are we talking about the sam guy here? Is there some Larry Bush out there that you think is president or something?

    Let me clear it up for you.

    BUSH STARTED THE MOST POINTLESS WAR IN HISTORY AND TURNED OUR FRIENDS AGAINST US.
     
  5. Dean

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    You're an American citizen, right? If so, who am I to disagree? He's your president!
     
  6. Todd

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    LMFAO.

    Alright, let's look at it;

    01:: Rigged an election with the help of his campaign manager Katherine Harris, Florida Governor Jeb Bush, and cousin Jeff Ellis of FOX News. Wouldn't let black voters vote in Florida.
    02:: Didn't read the briefing documents given to him more than a month before September 11th that warned that Al Qaeda wants to hijack planes and fly them into US landmarks.
    03:: Went to war with Iraq over fabricated lies and false intelligence.
    04:: Gave tax cuts to his rich buddies, while letting the rest of middle and lower class America get screwed.
    05:: Pulled out of the Kyoto Protocol for the elimination/decreasing of harmful greenhouse gases which are depleting our Ozone layer. 2 countries out of 190 refused to sign this protocol, North Korea and the United States of America.

    And that's just off the top of my head! [/b][/quote]

    just to add to that list

    6. Has absolutely no intelligence. He's a moron, plain and simple. You really want someone like this running your country?
    7. He's turned the rest of the world against us. Some of our best allies are no more, thanks to his foreign policy, which can be summed up as "don't give a f*ck about anyone else, and if we do give a f*ck, we'll bomb 'em)
    8. The Patriot act. Far from patriotic, I think our founding fathers would be rolling around in their grave if they read the act.
    9. During his administration, church and state have never been so close together. Oh wait, doesn't the constitution say church and state our seperate?
    10. Unemployment rates are the highest they've ever been. In January 2001, he had the lowest unemployment rates when he took office thanks to Clinton's excellent work as president (who cares who he screwed in bed?) Now, unemployment rates are at an all-time high
    10. In January 2001, there was also a budget surplus that reached an all-time high. Now, the US has reached record defecits thanks to Bush.
     
  7. Will

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    Let's not forget that he also choked on a pretzel.
     
  8. The Doctor

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    Yes...we have the most advanced security, the newest technology, and the man almost went down from snack food.
     
  9. LinkinJunior

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    Yes...we have the most advanced security, the newest technology, and the man almost went down from snack food. [/b][/quote]
    It's always the pretty ones that choke on pretzels. :lol:
     
  10. ChooseYourPoison

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    atleast he didn't choke on gum. :lol: :innocent:

    No, but really. Bush=Dumb as a doorknob.

    I don't know if you guys have seen this yet..


    http://jibjab.com
     
  11. LinkinJunior

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    atleast he didn't choke on gum. :lol: :innocent:

    No, but really. Bush=Dumb as a doorknob.

    I don't know if you guys have seen this yet..


    http://jibjab.com [/b][/quote]
    Nope, haven't seen it. [/sarcasm]
     
  12. Todd

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    ever seen this bumper sticker?

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  13. Will

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    LMFAO.
     
  14. ChooseYourPoison

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    ever seen this bumper sticker?

    [​IMG] [/b][/quote]
    HAHAHAHAA I so want that :lol:
     
  15. Dean

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    ever seen this bumper sticker?

    [​IMG] [/b][/quote]
    I want!
     
  16. LinkinJunior

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    ever seen this bumper sticker?

    [​IMG] [/b][/quote]
    :lol: There should be a picture of a pretzel in that bumper sticker.
     
  17. Nikki

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    I read something that Todd posted about the French hating the USA.
    It's very true.

    Sure we're a bunch of arrogant twunts sometimes, but that chimp you call a president (is that considered flaming? <_<) takes it to a whole new level. Victory fries?! My arse. Just because the French apparently VETO'ed an important decision. All of Todd's and Will's [mildy abusive (=P)] posts on this matter have been bang on. I salute you both.

    Bush has also reduced the PM of England into a mindless, arse-licking poodle.

    I'm hoping that both Bush and Blair are cut down in the next elections, but knowing how the world is run today, that won't happen.

    Vote Kerry. For the sake of the sane world. Please.
    *Prints out that sticker thingy*
     
  18. Todd

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    yes, its considered flaming because you're insulting the poor chimps by calling Bush one. chimps are smarter :lol:
     
  19. ChooseYourPoison

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    HAHA. OWNED. :lol:
     
  20. Kate

    Kate beat me senseless LPA Super Member

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    *dances the happy dance because she just turned 18 and can now vote for Kerry and help displace Bush*

    In other words, I'm extremely liberal. Woot.
     

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