iTunes is a 8-ball

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    Tomi

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    I stole this from Neowin, and apparently it was stolen from MySpace, this amused me, so try it:

    Put iTunes [or whatever program you use could work, but apparently iTunes works best], and then each song is the answer

    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    Will I have a happy life?
    What do my friends really think of me?
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    How can I make myself happy?
    What should I do with my life?
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Can you give me some advice?
    What do you think happiness is?
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Give me a song about my social life:
    Boxers or Briefs:
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    -What is the best song ever?
    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?


    Try it. My answers somewhat made sense for the most part. :lol:
    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    // Ozzy Osbourne - Diary Of A Madman
    Will I have a happy life?
    // Nirvana - Polly
    What do my friends really think of me?
    // System of a Down - Johnny
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    // Project 86 - Last Meal
    How can I make myself happy?
    // Marilyn Manson - Highway to Hell
    What should I do with my life?
    // Rammstein - Seemann
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    // Tool - Silly Little Love Songs
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    // Red Hot Chili Peppers - Minor Thing
    Can you give me some advice?
    // P.O.D. - Set Your Eyes To Zion
    What do you think happiness is?
    // Slayer - War Ensemble
    Give me a song about my love life:
    // Slipknot - The Nameless
    Give me a song about my social life:
    // Skillet - Always The Same
    Boxers or Briefs:
    // Black Sabbath - Changes
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    // The Offspring - Welcome
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    // Led Zeppelin - Tangerine
    Will I get a date to prom?
    // Jimi Hendrix - Red House
    How will the upcoming weekend be?
    // Pain Of Salvation - New Year's Eve
    What is the best song ever?
    // Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
    Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?
    // Green Day - Having a Blast

    Hm, how did it know I was a madman? :lol:
     
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    I don't get it >.>
     
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    Tomi

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    You go into a your media player [eg. iTunes, Winamp], set it to shuffle. Then when you press forward that's your answer for that question.

    It's similiar to that one topic we had about a year ago where you picked 10 shuffled/songs and you added a specified phrase after it (I forget what it was now).
     
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    ahh, got it ;) will do later

    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    We Will Rock You - Queen
    Will I have a happy life?
    Tineoidea - Samsas Traum
    What do my friends really think of me?
    mOBSCENE - Marilyn Manson
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Ich Roque - Sportfreunde Stiller
    How can I make myself happy?
    Im Bauch - Samsas Traum
    What should I do with my life?
    Der Meister - Rammstein (Hell yes, I should scare people for a living)
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    It's no Good - Depeche Mode (oh finally, one that makes sense >.>)
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Como Poden - In Extremo
    Can you give me some advice?
    With You - Linkin Park
    What do you think happiness is?
    Helvetes Hunden Garm - Trollfest (hahahaha, this song is so growly)
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Falling in Love - Aerosmith
    Give me a song about my social life:
    Nemo - Nightwish
    Boxers or Briefs:
    One Eyed Old Man - Bathory (Is this slang for something by any chance?)
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    I Feel You - Depeche Mode
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    Hole Hearted - Extreme (I guess putting a hole in your heart would work =/)
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    Die Liebe Nerpus' - Burzum
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Figure.09 - Linkin Park
    -What is the best song ever?
    Conclusion - Apocalyptica
    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?
    Heirate Mich - Rammstein (I'm scared, this song is about necrophilia)
     
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    "In my pants" :lol:
     
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    Ah right, that was it.
    *looks at songs currently playing*
    Aerosmith - My Fist Your Face In My Pants

    xD
     
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    Have you ever felt
    in your pants?
     
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    No offense, but 99% of the "answers" don't even make sense.
     
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    tis what makes it fun!
     
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    What do you think of me, WMP?
    Blink-182 - Go
    Will I have a happy life?
    Wheatus - The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me
    What do my friends really think of me?
    Robbie Williams - Please Don't Die
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Weezer - Peace
    How can I make myself happy?
    Linkin Park - My December
    What should I do with my life?
    Blink-182 - Wasting Time
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Stories And Comets - Bend Not Break
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Robbie Williams - Nan's Song :lol:!!!!
    Can you give me some advice?
    Ricky Gervais - Nursery Rhymes
    What do you think happiness is?
    Chester Bennington - Jane Says
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Gym Class Heroes Featuring Patrick Stump Of FOB - Cupid's Chokehold
    Give me a song about my social life:
    The Bravery - Public Service Announcement
    Boxers or Briefs:
    My Favourite Co-Pilot - Would You?
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    Say Anything - A Certain Type Of Genius
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    The All-American Rejects - Drive Away
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    Hiding With Girls - 100% Cotton
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Say Anything - It's A Metaphor, Fool
    -What is the best song ever?
    Say Anything - We Will Erase All Life On Earth But Us
    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, WMP?
    A - Nothing
     
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    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    Satin Doll - Duke Ellington
    Will I have a happy life?
    Sickness - Grey Daze (oh, that's promissing)
    What do my friends really think of me?
    Gimme Stitches - Foo Fighters
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Pushing Me Away - Linkin Park (I guess taht's a no. lol)
    How can I make myself happy?
    Outside The Wall - Pink Floyd (Death will make me happy?!)
    What should I do with my life?
    Conga - Gloria Estafan. (LMFAO!)
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    The Music or The Misery - Fall Out Boy
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Walk Away - Good Charlotte (LMFAO!)
    Can you give me some advice?
    Be Somebody - Fort Minor
    What do you think happiness is?
    Predictable - Good Charlotte
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Desperado - Eagles (HOW TRUE!)
    Give me a song about my social life:
    We Don't Care Anymore - Story of the Year
    Boxers or Briefs:
    Respect 4 Grandma - Fort Minor (GRANNY PANTIES?!)
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    Walking Dead - DJ Z-Trip (feat. Chester Bennington) (?)
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    Right Through You - Alnis Morissette (... laxatives?)
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    Is There Anybody Out There - Pink Floyd (-_-)
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Head Over Feet - Alanis Morissette (oh really?)
    -What is the best song ever?
    Fuck Emo - Cheap Sex (how true lmfao)
    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?
    You're Crazy - GNR (OH THANKS...)
     
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    i got loads of games like this one, thats because im sad....
     
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    What do you think of me, iTunes? Nine Inch Nails- The Collector

    Will I have a happy life? Linkin Park- Pushing Me Away (live)

    What do my friends really think of me? Chevelle- Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)

    Do people secretly lust after me? Fort Minor- Cover and Duck

    How can I make myself happy? Megadeth- Silent Scorn

    What should I do with my life? Marilyn Manson- Disposable Teens

    Why must life be so full of pain? Seether w/ Amy Lee- Broken

    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Tom Petty- Listen to Her Heart

    Can you give me some advice? Dark New Day- That's Enough

    What do you think happiness is? Red Hot Chili Peppers- Scar Tissue

    Give me a song about my love life: Jimi Hendrix- Voodoo Child

    Give me a song about my social life: Our Lady Peace- All My Friends

    Boxers or Briefs: Hazen Street- All That


    What’s your secret to weight loss? Europe- Final Countdown

    -How will the upcoming weekend be? Rob Zombie- Reload

    -What is the best song ever? Rammstein- Klavier (piano)

    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Adema- Stressin' Out
     
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    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    Beautiful - Sevendust (Haha)
    Will I have a happy life?
    Young Grow Old - Creed
    What do my friends really think of me?

    Dirthouse - Static X (Thanks...)
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    If You Don't Love Me - Pete Droge :)lol:)
    How can I make myself happy?
    The Chase Is Better Than The Catch - Metallica
    What should I do with my life?
    Gimme A Bullet - ACDC :)ermm:)
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Never Leave - Seether
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Papercut - Linkin Park (Now that's some kinky shit)
    Can you give me some advice?
    The Collector - Nine Inch Nails
    What do you think happiness is?
    The Trooper - Iron Maiden
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Make Believe - Korn (Hahaha, that's pretty sad)
    Give me a song about my social life:
    Unreal - Ill Nino (Could be taken either way)
    Boxers or Briefs:
    Wherever I May Roam - Metallica (lmfao)
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    New Beginning - Trapt
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    Made Of Glass - Trapt
    Will I get a date to prom?
    Shoots & Ladders - Korn
    How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Live Again - Sevendust
    What is the best song ever?
    Ride The Lightning - Metallica
    Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?
    Lost In The Crowd - Shinedown

    Haha, half of those didn't make sense but whatever. :lol:
     
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    What do you think of me, WMP?
    "Dancing In The Moonight" - King Harvest
    Will I have a happy life?
    "Fall Back Down" - Rancid
    What do my friends really think of me?
    "Over The Hills And Far Away" - Led Zeppelin
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    "Don't Take Me For Granted" - Social Distortion
    How can I make myself happy?
    "Going To California" - Led Zeppelin
    What should I do with my life?
    "Girl From The North Country" - Bob Dylan/Johnny Cash duet
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    "Close To Me" - The Cure
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    "Say It Ain't So" - Weezer
    Can you give me some advice?
    "A Long December" - Counting Crows
    What do you think happiness is?
    "Ocean Breathes Salty" - Modest Mouse
    Give me a song about my love life:
    "Uncle John's Band" - The Grateful Dead
    Give me a song about my social life:
    "I Get High" - Fastball
    Boxers or Briefs:
    "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    "Across The Sea" - Weezer
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    "The Impression That I Get" - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    "The Rebels" - The Cranberries
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" - My Chemical Romance
    -What is the best song ever?
    "Casey Jones" - The Grateful Dead
    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, WMP?
    "Kinda Love You" - Cordalene

    Some of those answers actually really work.
     
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    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    Incubus - Idiot Box (I love you, iTunes)

    Will I have a happy life?
    Jay Z - Dead Presidents II

    What do my friends really think of me?
    30 Seconds To Mars - The Mission

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Alexisonfire - The Kennedy Curse

    How can I make myself happy?
    The Game - Hate It or Love It

    What should I do with my life?
    Nas - The Message

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Alexisonfire - Hey, It's Your Funeral Mama

    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Red Hot Chili Peppers - Breaking The Girl

    Can you give me some advice?
    2pac - How Long Will They Mourn Me?

    What do you think happiness is?
    Chevelle - To Return

    Give me a song about my love life:
    Fort Minor - Right Now

    Give me a song about my social life:
    50 Cent - Ski Mask Way

    Boxers or Briefs:
    Incubus - Sick Sad Little World [Live]

    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    Linkin Park - Step Up

    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    Three 6 Mafia - Stay High (Hahahahahaha)

    -Will I get a date to prom?
    The Alchemist - Hold You Down

    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Jay Z - Public Service Annoucementp

    -What is the best song ever?
    A Perfect Circle - Judith

    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?
    Nas - Made You Look
     
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    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    Kenji - Fort Minor
    Will I have a happy life?
    Herzeleid -Rammstein
    What do my friends really think of me?
    Dig - Mudvayne (let me hold
    the gun against your head - i knew this song had a meaaning now i know why XD
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Soul On Fire - HIM
    How can I make myself happy?
    Perfect Ending - Spineshank
    What should I do with my life?
    Evil - Interpol
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Gone Away - Offspring
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    The Beautiful people - Marilyn Manson
    Can you give me some advice?
    Hand Of Blood - Bullet For My Valentine
    What do you think happiness is?
    Lost In A Contraption - CKY
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Im The Least You Can Do - The Bloodhound Gang (NICE) XD
    Give me a song about my social life:
    Dirt Off Your Shoulder/Lying From You - LP/JZ
    Boxers or Briefs:
    Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    No Hard Feelings + Hefty Fine - The Bloodhound Gang
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    Binge - Papa Roach
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    Souvenir - KoRn
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Slow Hands Interpol
    -What is the best song ever?
    Farting With The Walkman On - The Bloodhound Gang XD
    -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes?
    Ball Tongue - KoRn

    i dont know about u but alot of this is soooo true XD
     
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    haha excellent
     
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    What do you think of me, Winamp?
    Prodigy - Outer Space
    Will I have a happy life?
    Avenged Sevenfold - Chapter Four
    What do my friends really think of me?
    Static X - Not Meant For Me
    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Linkin Park - Faint (Piano)
    How can I make myself happy?
    Sevendust - Speak
    What should I do with my life?
    System of a Down - Toxicity
    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Angel Sanctuary OVA - Sara
    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    AFI - Dancing through Sunday
    Can you give me some advice?
    Sevendust - Grasshopper
    What do you think happiness is?
    Enigma - Gravity of Love
    Give me a song about my love life:
    Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl
    Give me a song about my social life:
    Chester Bennington - The Morning After
    Boxers or Briefs:
    Avenged Sevenfold - I won't see you tonight pt 1
    Will I get into the college I want to get into?
    Breaking Benjamin - Water
    What’s your secret to weight loss?
    2 Unlimited - No Limit
    -Will I get a date to prom?
    The Used - All That I've Got
    -How will the upcoming weekend be?
    Muse - Jimmy Kane
    -What is the best song ever?
    Matt Good Band - Hello Time Bomb

    Pretty cool
     
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    hehe some of those i could relate to my self like the weight loss - no limit XD love it:p
     

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