Is masturbation a sin?

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  1. matttheskwirl14

    matttheskwirl14 Well-Known Member

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    :eek:
     
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    pretty much....and all the people who say they don't.....actually do, but they tend to be kinkier.... :shifty: :censored:
     
  3. Rachel

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    Wow.

    People are dumb if they think that Onan masturbated.

    He pulled out.

    Duh.

    He banged his brother's wife, and instead of coming inside of her, he pulled out.

    I thought everyone knew that.

    Analyzation time!

    Ok. God basically goes "Onan...you're going to fuck your brother's sister, and get her knocked up." Onan knows God must be on crack or something to encourage not only adultery but also incest (which was no longer needed because of the vast population in the area. Only when there was Adam Eve and their children was this needed), so Onan goes *ok I'm gonna fuck her but I'm gonna pull out when I have to*.

    That is why it spilled, not masturbation.
     
  4. LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    Yeah, I'm aware of that but since I'm too lazy to explain the story to people when they mention the story against masturbation, I simply say "Maybe he just got punished because he didn't do what he was told".

    I mentioned the story since that's an arguement people use against masturbation. I don't really care whether or not he masturbated or went ahead and stuck his winky in his bro's lady.
     
  5. Whimsicality

    Whimsicality I broke the dam.

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    Best analyzation ever.
     
  6. Geki

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    I am an athiest, so I really don'y give a shit if it's a ''sin'' or not. If I did belive in God, then I guess I would be far into hell, more then probably Hitler or Bin Laden, when he dies. I masturbate everyday whenever I'm horny, I don't care what time it is. I have tons of porn. and my parents don't talk to me every second, they usually leave me alone so they wouldn't know anyway. And if they do, I could care less. Fuck them. But I don't understand how someone on this board wants to badly commit suicide but is worried about masturbation being a sin. Suicide is a MORTAL sin if I'm correct, but Masturbation is just a NORMAL sin I think. Who doesn't masturbate anyways? Don't you get like sick if you never ejaculate? And about going blind if you jer off to much is bullshit. I have every day since 3 years ago, sometimes 3-4 times a day and I have fine vision. There's nothin else to do for me and girls hate me because I'm ''Shy'', stupid bitches. So I have chicks on DVD's and Internet please me instead.
     
  7. Todd

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    1. Bumping old topics is a sin, but a topic must be a month old for us to lock it and you beat that by a couple hours ;)


    2. Speaking of adult stuff, the strangest porn is on Cinemax right now. This dude seems to have a foot fetish.
     
  8. $pvcxGhxztCasey

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    Foot Fetish isn't the strangest porn I've seen. I've accidently downloaded some questionable things.
     
  9. Mark

    Mark Canadian Beauty LPA Administrator

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    This thread has been going on too long. It won't die. Let's close it just to make a point not to bump old threads. :lol:
     
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