If you could give a function to male nipples, what would it be?

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    Serious Dave

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    Serious Dave, May 2, 2014



    A boner on/off switch would be pretty cool guys.
     
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    Bluetooth
     
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    Mine do this already..

    Wait..what?!
     
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    Or you could just them as an auxiliary output!
     
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    A holder for your pens or cigarettes.
     
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    To turn on the females, to make it even.
     
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    An extra 2 eyes.
     
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    Serious Dave

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    I know you probably mean like. your nipples are pen/cigarette shaped holes in your chest they they slide into, but the first thing I imagined was little pouches on your chest like a shirt pocket :lol:
     
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    The fuck is with this thread? :lol:
     
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    What the hell :lol:

    THIS
     
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    hentaikamenniprub.gif
     
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    Do you even LPA?
     
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    This. So much this.
     
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    it would be pretty cool if like they could extend and you could use them on your ipad or some shit
     
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    Boob/ass detectors.
     
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    If I could fly with my nipples, I would be totally satisfied tbh.
     
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    Remote control/keys detector.
     
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