If/Then Game

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    Jesse

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    He'd be really bruised or dead already

    If swords gave off pleasure
     
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    Arlene

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    ...Then you'd be very pleased. :lol:

    If chocolate turned into asparagus in your mouth...
     
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    Misfit Jay

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    ...I'd never eat it again.

    If the world ended tomorrow...
     
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    ...We'd all be dead.

    If pigs could fly..
     
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    ...everything would be possible.

    If it was summer...
     
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    Then fall would get angry

    If it were in your shirt rather than in your pants
     
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    Then I'd have a zip up shirt.



    If a genie offered you three wishes...
     
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    Then I'd wish for infinate wishes and then immortality

    If soccer balls were triangular
     
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    ...then that'd just be weird. (I couldn't think of anything at all. :lol:)

    If a woodchuck could chuck wood...
     
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    Misfit Jay

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    ...Then we would all know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

    If there was peace in the world...
     
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    Iain

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    ...then I'd wonder what was being planned.

    If skate shoes actually had arch support...
     
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    Jesse

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    Then Jason Lee would take up skateboarding again

    If black was a color
     
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    Iain

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    ...then my sister would hate it.

    If you're born to like a certain thing...
     
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    ...then you're human

    If the LPA shut down...
     
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    Iain

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    ...then I'd be sad.

    If you talk to your stomach...
     
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    Jesse

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    Then My stomach would come from out of my body and slap me with my lungs to shut me up

    If the sentence above was any longer
     
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    Iain

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    ...then it would win an award.

    If everybody was kung-fu fighting...
     
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    esaul17

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    ...then those chaps would be fast as lightening

    If it was a little bit frightening...
     
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    Iain

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    ...then it would indeed be just that.

    If King Kong got ahold of a Jeep...
     
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    Then he'd drive to Japan and seek out Goku

    If Japanese anime was made in america
     

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