Idiotic Stuff You've Done...

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    Mechanical Christ

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    Erm. *Psychical.
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    See what brain damage does? Don't hit yourself. Honestly. [/b][/quote]
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    Hmmm.....that would be to play Runescape, and met a whole load of assholes.

    I haven't done anything as terrible as you guys, but yeah.

    Well I set a paper plane on fire and threw it out of the window to see whether it flew, or whether it would set the plants on fire downstairs. (I live on the 9th floor.)

    And I took a plastic bag, filled it with water, and dropped it down. Landed right next to the cleaner.
     
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    Holiday

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    unfortunatly you cant really do that cuz they spell it "wiiiings" so ppl cant sue. do you realize how many lawsuits they would have if they didnt do that?


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    i dont really remember doing anything Jackass-like. lol dont get drunk w/ strangers. i'll stick w/ that. :chemist:
     
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    I thought me and Minus Xero formed it and you hopped on in the middle of the formation. :mellow: [/b][/quote]
    I said I caused it, not formed it.


    Let's not start another feud.
     
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    Jon[athan]

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    me and a friend took a skid steer and a lawn mower and drag raced them in the middle of town....that kicked ass :D
     
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    DarkWolf17

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    i think alot of us have tried that

    this didn't happen to me but to a friend of mine.

    one day my friend walks into school with cast on both of her wrists. i was like 'WTF Angel, what happened.'

    'Myneighbor and his brother was outside. i wanted to ride my bike down the hill. so they dared me to ride it from the top to the bottom. (I guess i should tell yinz that this hill is extremely steep. i have a sunbird and it scrapes when i try to go up it anyway) so i did. i walked my bike up to the top of the hill and i started down. but dumb ass me didn't see the car coming at me. so half way down i swerve to miss the car, lauch off my neighbors drive way right into their house. then i fell and landed on a lawn mower.'

    i never laughed so hard in my life. now we tease her and say stuff like. its 'angel and the big blue house.'

    but for me i don't think ive done anything too too bad. of course dosen't mean i won't in the futre :innocent: hahaha
     
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    I once stood on top of a ten foot fence a jumped from it and tryed to grab a branch of a tree. The branch broke, and I fell 15 feet down and landed right on my ass. There's nothing they can do fr broken tailbones, so for about 3 months I couldn't run or sit straight. :rolleyes:
     
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    My best friend Rosalynn was chasing Brenton (A guy she was madly in love with) at school last year. She was inside and tried to open a glass door. Her arm went through the door and glass was completely shattered. She was crying as a guy helped her up and had to go get stitches on her hand. Apparently people halfway across the school heard the door smash. Man i wish i was there. This is just what she told me :lol:
     
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    I've done nothing extremely crazy but I've done a few stupid:

    - Deliberatly hitting my head off of a closed high-hat on a drum and cut the top of my head (it hurts alot more than you think.)

    - Tried skitching the back of a milk van on my skateboard.

    - Skated down the stairs in my mates house and half way down there was a 90 degree turn so i flew flat into a wall.

    - Went for a piss on the side of a motorway.
     
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    My friend has huge speakers in his car. You know... we've all seen those thugged out gangstas who feel all pimp in their car, going 20mph listening to rap music with the bass so high that it feels like Armageddon.

    Well it was time to drive through their neighborhood.

    But with church music.

    So at 5:00PM Tuesday afternoon, we were rollin' through the hood bumpin' to Hallelujah.

    And the bass shook like no tomorrow.

    More later.
     
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    For my friends birthday, I let him fire a firework at me. DON'T EVER LET ANYONE DO THAT TO YOU. Half of my chest hairs were gone. :angry:

    Being the white boy that I am, I was blasting some 2pac with the "N word" throughout the whole song. I had the windows down and was in the Southside of Chicago. I'm surprised I didn't get jumped or something.

    When I decided to whip a chair at my teacher because he wouldn't round up my 89.7 grade. :rolleyes: I ended up with a 12 day suspention. I was lucky not to get expelled.
     
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    One morning at school I got a wooden ramp and slid down a staircase on it. Meh.
     
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    Jon[athan]

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    just today a friend of mine and a friend of his took us in a jeep to this parking lot. behind some of the buildings was a mud puddle about 500 feet long and 3 feet deep. his friend downshifts the jeep and we launch into the puddle at about 30 mph. it was fucking awesome. thank god it was locked into 4WD. then the police showed up but we got out of there in time.
     
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    this is nothin hardcore or badass.. but.. when my mom was on vacation for a week i basically drove her car around everywhere.. 2005 Acura TL.. after a night of drinking, i backed up into a mail box.. got a golf ball sized dent in the rear trunk panel and a 5 inch scratch on the trunk roof.. ive been driving for almost 3 years and that was my first incident ever.. but the funny thing is.. apparently my friends mail box has been hit 1000 times so im not the only one..
     
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    Well....I wondered if Pringles where flamable..so I lit one..and yeh..they are...

    Meh not really stupid but...

    Went up summerhill (big walk/rock thing in Hartlepool) with my gf and her mate n my mate.. Tried to take a short cut through some bushes..ended up falling over a barbed wire fence and loosing my shoe :( Nevermind eh?
     
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    One of the dumbest things i did was laugh at my sister when she picked up a chair and threatened to hit me with it. Casue of course the next thing she did was swing it right into my face giving me several cuts. You gotta love sibbling rivalry.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
    My friend and I did that with mariachi music.
     
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    Razan

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    ^LMFAO! I would be singing along really loud acting like an idiot, dancing infront of everyone :p

    When I was 10 me and all of my friends were in the cinema and we used to love making a racket.
    For example, throwing popcorn at people, shouting out...rude(?) comments in the middle of the movie, talking really loudly, laugh so hard that I'd spill soda on the floor (preferably), putting our feet up etc.
    :whistle:
    I was so annoying!

    I threw a rock at my enemy's car once...really stupid.

    But I still don't care what people think so I act really...strange sometimes when I'm hyper just for kicks.
    Once my friend went up to a grade 6 girl and infront of all her friends told her that she was pregnant with her boy friends 4th child.
    The girl replied that she never even got to kiss him yet! :lol:
     
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    Neil

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    Last summer when I was working at camp, I sprayed a little too much bug spray all over my left hand and lit it. It wouldn't go out. Kids, second-degree burns are not fun.

    On another note, the blisters 2 days later were literally the size of marbles. Big nasty fluid filled ones. On the back of my hand too >.<
     
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    Muri

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    When I was little me and my friend got our hands on some tar (don't ask...). After,our parents noticed us playing with tar and tried to wash it off,but it didn't come off.
    So they had to use gasoline and other weird liquids to scrub the stains off.
    Somehow,I remember it so well. (The stains didn't come off after a week of washing,though.)
     

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