I got the idea for the chorus and title from an episode of CSI In my opinion it's a pretty good saying or whatever but yeah... I guess that some of the song is a bit detached so I tried to at least tie them together albeit loosely. Please tell me what you think... "I'd Rather Die Than Be Your Punchline" I'd rather die than be your punchline, (He'd rather die than be your punchline) I'd rather die than be your punchline, I'd rather die... You're trying all your pick-up lines, They'll never work and they've been tried, You could be emotional with the lines you choose, But instead you take the fall with the "Hey nice shoes, Wanna find out what's going on inside your head, You look like you need someone to take you to bed." Oh and you get a slap across your face, Next time why not try "Wanna come to my place?" Instead he tries to tell them about his cock, Like; "Hey, I'm not Fred Flinstone but I'll make your bed rock." Not amused they just pack up and go on their way, Tell all their friends "That guy is so lame..." I'd rather die than be your punchline, (He'd rather die than be your punchline) I'd rather die than be your punchline, I'd rather die... Take my hand and never let go, Never let me leave 'cause I don't want to, And although I'm too obvious, You're turning me on, By kissing my cheek and holding my arm, I know you don't want me but what can I do? My feelings won't change and neither will you, So don't do anything to turn me on, Like kissing my cheek and holding my arm, I'm sick of my shitty pick-up lines. I'd rather die than be your punchline, (He'd rather die than be your punchline) I'd rather die than be your punchline, I'd rather die... Calm down, Don't be pissed 'cause I was and I can not forget that, You never were with me, And I swear I don't like her, But even if I did I would really give it up for you. And I know you're still hung up on that guy, He doesn't deserve you and I know why, 'Cause that fucker hates the hearts he takes, And I know the first love always aches. You'd rather die than be his punchline, (She'd rather die than be his punchline) I'd rather die than be your punchline, We'd rather die...