Some of them could easily be Mitch Hedberg jokes, haha "Tomorrow is my day off, and I can sleep as late as I want, but I can't think of a good reason to stay up late so I'm going to go to bed at the usual time. MLIA. " That's a good example.
yah especially if you add in awkward pauses and stutters and a stoner accent lol. And he would pronounce usual like "use-ulle-allle" or something haha. *goes to listen to mitch cd....
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Today I had to catch a coach home to Liverpool but was delayed on my way to the coach station. I arrived in time and got onto the coach. Hum.
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. When she had an orgasm, she'd scream out "Yes, Ryan!" That's my dad's name. But it's okay, because it's my name too. MLIA. Lolzer@lameness.