ok...as random as it gets. post your versions of the barney "i love you" song...i know you've got one in your head already...if not, i sure as hell know you can make up one. these are a few my friends have come up with here. "i love peas, you love peas, we're one pea loving family, boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in the stew, please love peas, 'coz peas love you." "i hate you, you hate me, let's be friends and kill barney, with an F16 and shoot him in the head, sorry kids, barney's dead" "i love you, you love me, homosexuality, people think we're really good friends, but we are les-bi-ans." (no offence intended on the last one)
I have a Barney hate song I learned when I was five. It's not in the version of the 'I Love You' song, but it's really funny. Barney Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Barney is Dead, Rudolph took a 45 and blew him in the head, Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, Tried to save his life, But the G.I. Joe and the Eskimo stabbed him with a knife My brother taught it to me when I was five and I became obsessed with it. I was so weird. I can't believe I sang that, or even still remember it for that matter. Geez. I guess I just thought it was really funny.