I-FAILED-TODAY

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    Snail

    Snail LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    Just for the hell of it.

    Alrighty guys don't be shy. Be it from yesterday or today, let's share our moments of failures!

    (List One Per Post)

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    To start it off:

    The Incident
    Today, instead of getting my ass to the gym like I do every morning I decided to stay home and do a light workout with my pull-up bar. I forgot that the damned thing wasn't bolted onto my door frame and I hopped a tad bit too high and managed to catch air resulting in a less than merry crash to the ceramic floor tiles with my back.

    I am now left with an incredibly sore back, strained neck, bruised elbows and a lump on the back of my head.

    No pain no gain.
     
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    Agent

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    Haha I have a good one...

    Yesterday for no reason at all I decided to lay (with my back on the seat) in a crouching position on my revolving chair and spin. Not even reaching one full rotation, the wheels lost balanced and I fell right on my ass. :hitself:
     
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    pd2care

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    Doing the laundry at my apartment, where I've lived over 7 years now, I "found" the grass with the side of my foot, sprained my ankle, fall on my knee, and then into the laundry basket full of clothes. I was alone, and had no help, so my left knee is screwed up, and have a sprained right ankle. Getting up, and actually finishing the laundry was fun that day.
    The reason why I found the grass is that the sidewalk takes a minor right, and I took that little right a half a step too soon. Not like I've not done that walk daily for 7 years.
     
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    Snail

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    ^A little hard to follow there XD. But, great story! How's the ankle?
     
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    Hellions

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    I failed at overcoming crippling social anxiety to go bowling with some friends. Eyyyy.
     
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    Jeff

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    I lost the kickstand to my bike after fixing the back tire.
     
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    Vriska

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    Dentist reading off my tooth measurements : 2-2-2-3-2-3-2-3-3-2-2-3-2-3-5

    random-ass score of 5 in a place in my mouth I didn't know existed. And i had this nice 2/3 combo going, too. Now I'm jabbing this weird pointy thing into this spot every day to 'massage' it, which is really painful and makes me taste blood.


    yeeouch. Is it any better? Hope you're not dead.
     

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